Dangerous everyday objects

my strongest advice is never to buy a really sharp knife.
At some stage it's gonna get you. I was slicing a joint
in two to cook quicker and it sliced halfway through my
finger. blood spurting everywhere couldn't get the bleeding
under control for about three minutes. Finally used toothpaste
and smeared it a cm thick around the gash. hardens nice.
These Sushi knives? selling in poundshop now? mad as FK.
you'll drop it and it'll go through your shoe?

if they're sharp enough to sice thru a corned beef tin i'l buy one !

Don't try and catch falling knives !