When someone asks a question.

You mean you answer questions?

THat's a very good question. I think he doesn't.

out east - if you want a correct factual answer- be careful how you frame your question.

e.g.
Q: there has been a fire at the connection airport in KL : my plane is delayed - will i get there in time to catch my connection to London?
A: yes sir- no problem. (Bull- i missed it)

I should have asked:
Q: If you were travelling to KL would you bother catching this delayed plane as it may miss the international connection to London.
A: I wouldnt bother - i would stay here overnight  and travel tomorrow and get a later plane

This happened to me years ago. I was told- it is impolite to answer with bad news so don't do it.

KL is very nice if you don't eat anything.

your kidding !food is one of malaysias joys !

The noise you just heard was my cistern telling me it's time for the plumber to call round again.

And here is another tip for you all.
Girls will like you more if you tell them their hair is nice.
its top of the list when saying something nice to a girl.
guys like to be told that they are great car drivers

Your hair is nice.

yes its the number one chat up line for pulling a chick.
my chat up line is"get your coat"

Fook me  < that's not my chat up line btw

There you are crags....what have you been up to today?

You don't say: "Your hair is nice." You say: "Your hair SMELLS nice."

Every woman lives in fear that she doesn't smell too good. They spray a cloud of perfume in the air and then walk through it. Twice.

Now a man, if he washes underneath his arms, he's good to go.

Hey spotty, been to Hound Tor and Jay's Grave. What about you?

A tip for any females who came in here by mistake. The best thing you can say to a man is: "What do you usually have for breakfast?"

And if a girl crosses her legs towards you it means she fancies you,if she crosses her legs away from you don't even think about it.
And all girls know this.they even fight over it."i saw you bitch cross your legs towards my man"

Jul 23, 2016 -- 11:58PM, crags wrote:

Hey spotty, been to Hound Tor and Jay's Grave. What about you?

Here and there.....didn't venture far.....there are too many Europeans scuttling back to their countries

brassneck 24 Jul 16 00:05 
And if a girl crosses her legs towards you it means she fancies you,if she crosses her legs away from you don't even think about it.
And all girls know this.they even fight over it."i saw you bitch cross your legs towards my man"

A couple of years ago, I was in a hospital waiting room to see a specialist. (Man thing, rubber glove job.) About half the men in the room were accompanied by a woman in case they ran away.

Another couple came in and everyone glanced up in case it was a nurse going to call our name. But the young guy next to me got a clout from the girl sitting with him. "I saw you!" she shouted. "You were checking out her feet!"

That is so true, Gallivanter. 

In my younger days the men in my life always complimented me on my small feet, as well as other things, of course.  But I really liked the feet compliment, I don't know why.  I suppose it was that not a lot of women have small feet I suppose.

I don't notice womens feet. Some men (if the internet is anything to go by) massively do!
As long as they dont look like this:
https://theinnergent.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/jens-feet-it-crowd.png