In it to win it with Dale Winton

I'm not very good at this...I don't even know who was in The Battle Of Britain.....ffs can't remember the last time I wanted to throw the remote at the telly as hard as I just wanted to just then...thick piece of Shyte deserved nothing got nothing

The World's full of eejits.

Can't remember the quiz show but it went like this.

Quizmaster
"What was Ghandi's first name"?

Contestant
"Goosey Goosey"!

please tell me you have made that up Mac

Name a bird with a long neck.

Gotta be a giraffe hasn't it?

Denise Van Outen?

Topshot, it was actually on University Challenge

I remember another few which also had me in stitches.

"What was Hitler's first name"?

"Heil"!


"Name a dangerous race"?

"The Arabs"!


"Name a bird with a long neck"?

"Naomi Campbell"!

FAMILY FORTUNES

1) Something a blind man might use? - A Sword

2) A song with the word Moon in the title? - Blue Suede Moon

3) Name the capital of France? - F

4) Name a bird with a long Neck? - Naomi Campbell

5) Name an occupation where you might need a torch? - A burglar

6) Where is the Taj Mahal? - Opposite the Dental Hospital

7) What is Hitler's first name? - Heil

8) A famous Scotsman? - Jock

9) Some famous brothers? - Bonnie and Clyde.

10) A dangerous race? - The Arabs

Did you see Celebrity Mastermind when they had five England footballers?

First time they made 10 consecutuve passes.

"Now, we have a visiting professor who is going to give you a lecture on Keats - I don't suppose any of you ignorant barstewards knows what a Keat is!"