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I'm not very good at this...I don't even know who was in The Battle Of Britain.....ffs can't remember the last time I wanted to throw the remote at the telly as hard as I just wanted to just then...thick piece of Shyte deserved nothing got nothing
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The World's full of eejits.
Can't remember the quiz show but it went like this. Quizmaster "What was Ghandi's first name"? Contestant "Goosey Goosey"! |
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please tell me you have made that up Mac |
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Name a bird with a long neck.
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Gotta be a giraffe hasn't it?
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Denise Van Outen?
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Topshot, it was actually on University Challenge
![]() I remember another few which also had me in stitches. "What was Hitler's first name"? "Heil"! "Name a dangerous race"? "The Arabs"! "Name a bird with a long neck"? "Naomi Campbell"! |
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FAMILY FORTUNES
1) Something a blind man might use? - A Sword 2) A song with the word Moon in the title? - Blue Suede Moon 3) Name the capital of France? - F 4) Name a bird with a long Neck? - Naomi Campbell 5) Name an occupation where you might need a torch? - A burglar 6) Where is the Taj Mahal? - Opposite the Dental Hospital 7) What is Hitler's first name? - Heil 8) A famous Scotsman? - Jock 9) Some famous brothers? - Bonnie and Clyde. 10) A dangerous race? - The Arabs |
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Did you see Celebrity Mastermind when they had five England footballers?
First time they made 10 consecutuve passes. |
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"Now, we have a visiting professor who is going to give you a lecture on Keats - I don't suppose any of you ignorant barstewards knows what a Keat is!"
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