Well done Elena on you richly-deserved £500k prize

She was good enough to haul herself out of bed today and stand at the opposite end of a tennis court for 48 minutes, mostly watching a far better player hitting tennis balls past her.

Let's all hope she has cut a nice 'sweetheart deal' with her taxation authority, or has some excellent tax-efficiency advisors on the pay-roll, which might then enable her to keep as much as possible of this well-earned reward.

Hooray for Equal Pay.