Theresa May... Would ya?

I concur. The pain would be too much.. Imagine it with a strapon coming at ye saying "Now who's been a naughty policeman then"

I'd be forced to seek asylum.

No doubt she would let you in easily

I'll give the waterboarding a miss if you don't mind ma'am.

No, not even for charity.

How does a work from home secretary get to run for prime minister

I absolutely would without a doupt.I remember an incident 5 or 6 years she was entering downing street and the heel of her shoe got caught in the pavement and it removed itself and she looked towards the photographers,the gathered hordes of the get your tats out for the lads mob and she just smiled at them in a lovely,almost shy way.At the end of the day off course she is a tory so there can be no possibility of love but sex,YEP!Lots and lots of it,every which way,apart from the bummy hole.

culvin you have just put me of my food

Sorry about that gooroo i should have added the warning "ChitChatters of a sensitive nature, PLEASE DO NOT READ".

Not the fairest maid by a long chalk but she occasionally reveals a rather naughty fleeting smile. Culvin, you may be onto something.

shoe fetish?

Culvin guy needs sectioning !

Is he Fresh ?

sniff my trainers Culvin

its comical............you've all become brad pitt lookalikes behind your keyboard...............I would and so would you all

culvin................have you got carers??

it would explain a lot

it would explain a lot

Yeah up the sh1tter...I want her to hurt.

Now you mention it Culvin, she is attractive in a horsey sort of way.

I've just had another wager on the filly she's almost home and hosed.

on principal no

however i lack principals

There isnt a costume on the planet that would truss up that turkey in the attempt to make it more palatable.