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Is a special technique required?
Looking for some sexual advice from you guys........
Looking for some sexual advice from you guys........
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 Excellent, SH |
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SH
now that is funny |
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sh
, dare i say pmsl  |
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I say old boy,less of the virgin eh?
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op is a sleeper account - he won't be back (accounts need 'warming over' with a forum post or five each year or they get shut down)
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pee
she saw your knob and lost control of her bladder? |
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only happens in the porno's mate
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Happens to me all the time. I've lost count of the number of times I've slipped on the floor at supermarket checkouts...Only to be helped to my feet by a semi bearded menopausal nymphette sporting a silly grin.
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One tip, Never have a quickie with one behind the pub with your trousers up and your d!ck poking out of your fly. Its a bit embarrassing when you go back into the pub.
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I'm afraid that Scandi is probably correct.
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I'm not very old, I'm a vibrant 55, so scandi's statement is definitely half wrong.
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This weeks events seems to have lit the the blue touch paper, on CC
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I've had quite a few "squriters" in my lifetime - many men are selfish lovers and do not understand the various techniques to give a woman full satisfaction.
Most women are capable of squirting/gushing ....you just have to know how.. Look up tantric massage...  |
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It tastes worst than Joe Holts bitter and that's saying something...
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About one in six "gush" and then not every time. Skill in the bedroom stakes comes with experience but I will offer you one piece of advice. Try give and take and do not just take and you will be fine.
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its a terrible shock when it happens.
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how does it happen? i don`t know.
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if it was anything mechanical then it would be easy, men are good at mechanical things, its different...it dosn`t seem to help no matter how much you read about it
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i recall once standing naked in front of a woman and she said "i suppose you are proud of that"
i didn`t know what to reply. I have thought about it and wondered what exactly she meant |
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those were her very words, i recall them exactly
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i thought to myself this is going from the sublime to the ridiculous
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could it be you were wearing a dirty raincoat when she said that ifc?
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This morning Ken Clark said that Speccy Gove was "not suitable". In diplomatic language this means he's a little squirt.
Personally I keep out of the way when the wife is spraying the ironing. This is good advice to anyone contemplating marriage. |
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and then the Tesco security staff chucked him out of the store?
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*for LFC
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"its a terrible shock when it happens"
To who ??? If it's her first she may be embarassed - but shows you did a good Job .... I love it ...bring it on... |
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Ah sorry thought the OP was asking for advice about water fights. I'll put the water pistol away.
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every so often a thread comes along and you think "no,chit chat isnt dead yet"
bravo kallis |
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Wonder why my post was deleted
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Used to see a lady in Birmingham.
Like the niagra falls. |
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you cant beat a NORRIS......
NORRIS MCWHIRTER - SQUIRTER cockney rhyming slang that probably doesnt exist but surely should |
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was in bow yesterday b.s. and I can now tell you that one does indeed exists
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This lady had to put towels down where ever she had sex.
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