Labour shadow cabinet in tears? Corbyn you monster?

He refuses to wear a tie.... we have to get him out.

He looked at me funny... i was frightened.

Corbyn was eating cheese on the bus.

We need to get a man to lead us who can lie like a proper psychopath.
say lovely sound bites.
wear a dark blue suit with a red tie.
eat with his mouth closed.
stand in a power stance.
use his thumbs to point while talking.
clean shaven.