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maleuk01.
27 Jun 16 19:10
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Today in the house of commons: (reference 1st day in house of parliament for a new labour mp)

"Let me welcome the new member for Tooting to her place, I think I would advise her to keep her mobile phone on she might be in the shadow cabinet by the end of the day. And I thought I was having a bad day."

LaughLaughLaugh

Made me chuckle anyway.
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Report zorrostrikes • June 27, 2016 7:15 PM BST
What about that cracker he said about helping UK people get apprenticeships to train for Jobs. Instead of giving the jobs to minimum wage slaves from Europe. I thought that was hilarious. AS IF. What a guy. cracks me up.
Report G1_Jockey_4 • June 27, 2016 7:48 PM BST
also known as austerity measures....get over it
Report GoBallistic • June 27, 2016 7:56 PM BST
Written by someone else 1.01
Report Velasquez • June 27, 2016 8:19 PM BST
A Pakistani, a Scotchman and an Irishman walk into a bar...
Report crags • June 27, 2016 8:22 PM BST
I bet the Scotchman didn't get the round in Grin
Report Velasquez • June 27, 2016 8:29 PM BST
Yes, I'm afraid it's true - he was living in Ireland, working for Coolmore, and had joined the Aidan O'Brien Temperance Society. Sad
Report Velasquez • June 27, 2016 8:33 PM BST
His job is now under threat because of Brexit and he might become an alcoholic again. Sad He loves his job too...SadBut Nigel Farage has condemned him to strong drink...Sad
Report GoOnThen • June 27, 2016 9:10 PM BST
Love him or loathe him he's a class act. Good parent too by all accounts.
Report vin2385 • June 27, 2016 9:18 PM BST
Resignation speech was funnier.....
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