Keith Vaz thinks it's catastophic

Like a priest at a funeral :D

Disgraceful...everything he said was so patronising and anti-democratic.

Hey Vel.  Whole new day?  Maybe.

There's a new freshness abroad in the land, Bodil...it won't be every manjack for himself anymore...wheel put our backs to the we'll and pull our sox up as far as the elastic will allow...

A good heart these days is hard to find.  Give me credit - maybe I can overcome the cynical wave?  Although it has been pointed out I am the cynical wave.

Can I trade some childhood dreams?

Yes - but at a 35% discount due to the pound falling.

just "buy" butlins velasquez

they should clear out the vast majority of current MPs and get a new lot in. hardly any of them are vaguely in touch with the people

That's me in the corner- losing my sub-light speed drive.

Patrick...

Patrick - what folio do you want - Minister for Trade or Minister for Culture?

Oh god, as usual we traded a problem for a headache.

deffo culture velo,i'd make pontins great again

bodil

Need to change my Username to something more British now, like Big Arfur's Rampage...

film directors are off digging up blakey anecdotes as we speak velo,a greta night in british history if ever there was...

You know I love you Vel?

Aw shucks, Bodil, you make me feel like Ronaldo on a good day - the fat Brazilian one, obviously...

Just bask in it - everyone deserves one day of near perfection.

Patrick - one of your first responsibilities as Minister for Culture will be to colourize all the black n white episodes of On the Buses and Public Eye.

Also, burn all copies of Flashing Blade, Belle and Sebastian, Spiral and Black Forest Clinic.

belle and sebastian is already done velo,youm ust have seen them on the 2012 hootenaany

We will be a harsh mistress/master.  Because we can.  But keep looking behind ..

Stewart Murdoch goes to our local church.

a church gotta do wot a church gotta do for a new roof...

be lucky all and many congrats winners,been a fun fun night

Have a nice day!

Following Vel make me think straightforward slaughter is the way to go.

No?