PHILOMENA CUNK...

Female Ali G - but funny!

i missed it and im gutted

Yeah, as Jack says, like Ali G...with a lot of Stan Laurel and Ena Sharples chucked in.

PHILOMENA : To be fair, Shakespeare was no ordinary wordmonger - he didn't just USE words, he invented them too...

PHILOMENA (to Shakespeare expert): Shakespeare made up words, didn't he? He did that all the time...

EXPERT : He made up about a thousand words we still use today.

PHILOMENA : Did he?? Right, I've got a list of words that he might or might not have made up -- you tell me if Shakespeare made them up or not...

EXPERT : Okay...

PHILOMENA : Cuckoo.

EXPERT : Mmmmmm...NO, I don't think so...

PHILOMENA : Ukelele.

EXPERT : No.

PHILOMENA : Truffleballing.

EXPERT : No.

PHILOMENA : Ceefax?

EXPERT : No.

PHILOMENA : Omnishambles!

EXPERT : No.

PHILOMENA : Nutrabullet?

EXPERT : No.

PHILOMENA : Mix-tape?

EXPERT : No.

PHILOMENA : Spork.

EXPERT : No.

PHILOMENA : Rufflecopter.

EXPERT : No.

PHILOMENA : Bumbaclart.

EXPERT : No.

PHILOMENA : Jooooj?

EXPERT : No.

PHILOMENA : Potato-ey.

EXPERT : No.

PHILOMENA : T1tw@nk!

EXPERT : No.

PHILOMENA : Hobnob?

EXPERT : YESSSS!

PHILOMENA : I suppose it makes sense that he came up with HOBNOB, doesn't it?...because they're the most old fashioned of biscuits and they've got bits of hay in it and stuff - it's like eating a thatched roof.

Watched about 5 minutes of the first one, utter pish.

IMHO

You're SO jooooj.

I think I'd rather watch the chuckle brothers than her.
Watched a few clips of her on utube. Time was one.
I never felt in danger of laughing and that stuff you've posted, you honestly don't think that's funny do you?

doing an Ali G routine.

There's no accounting for the taste of Sevco fans...in fact, there's no accounting whatsoever for Sevco...which is why Rangers went bust...boom boom!

Yer about as funny as Philomena.
How much did you lump in to the Res12 debacle?
Res12 now that was funny

Hibees 3-2 was better.

...V...

The semi was our final, nothing else mattered.

Mind you celtic took defeat well

That's what WEE teams say : "The semi was our final."

Are you buying the NEW "Rangers" strip, Aka...?

No but I bet you've got yer RES12 T shirt.
That and crowdfunding a fellow tim to report on the Rangers court caes. Comedy gold.
Not sure what's been the best. But keep em comin.

The crowdfunding of the court cases was funnier on reflection.
He missed the first day and on day 2 the judge forbade tweeting.
£2500 the GFITW paid for that.

I'll leave the adverts for another day.