You see, in this world there's two kinds of people

Yes, it is right that you be afraid.

hehehe!

Lovely looking steak, PTC.

They look appalling tbh. Scraped together leftovers from the night before.
The sort of fare that I'd imagine TTs pub would serve up.

Ha!
Looks like lovely grub to me!

The patrons of The Horsebox would be only too pleased to be served something like that - instead of a second-hand sausage roll and a bag of crisps!

Looks like the type of sh1te low-income northerners eat.

those with guns and those who dig

OK. Four kinds of people.

Who will challenge me?

Is that coronary on a plate with BEER?

It's a very manly breakfast, yes.

Thrice must I ask and thrice be denied before I stand as King of Chit Chat.

Who will challenge me?

with a username like that surely you mean queen of chit chat?

Is that all for one person, surely not?

What type of beer is it?

It's what you'd expect to see on a poster warning of heart disease.

You shall pay for your insolence, jollyswagman. The vultures shall feast on your innards as I devoured my two burgers, bacon, portobello mushrooms and chips, all covered with chillis and mozzarella, and six beers.

Looks like a pile of dog's vomit.

the more i look at it the worse it gets

Tres Cordilleras. Doubt you can get it in the UK. Three of them were 6.5%, so I'm even harder than you thought.

Your words reek of fear.

Um, that wasn't supposed to be to myself.

i bet gillian mckeith would have a field day with your stools

porridge for me in the morning

And who the feck has plates like that floral thing? Chipped as well. Should take it on Flog It, looks about 100 years old.

And tile effect Linoleum on the floor.

I think the sunflower leaves on the plate are the closest they've been to a salad

wtf has plates

What man does the cooking? That's the wife's job.

Your impiety shall lead to your grave, where the worms will spurn you, be the taste so foul.

Also, I did think of getting a better plate, but it would have involved washing one up.

what time was this feast served at?

Also, I did think of getting a better plate, but it would have involved washing one up.

You not got a dog?

patra the cat is scared of dogs

Your unspoken words ring with the keen edge of terror. Will no man stand against my two burgers, bacon, portobello mushrooms and chips, all covered with chillis and mozzarella, and six beers?