I've split my head open drunk.

rr, i think you are mad, but its always best to go to hospiatl,

Were u attacked by Muslims Ron ?

Ron if u have smashed ur head Mate and lost a lot of blood you really need to be seen by a doctor ,every possibilty u will not wake up in the morning ...

i head butted a wall by mistake - my hands are a mess with dried blood.

i've got a pathetic scar like you wouldn't believe-

you'd think id been hit in the forehead with an axe...the flow of blood seems to
have stopped now

All part of a nights work for your true British soldier material i guess

Ron in all seriousness mate  ,is ur vision Ok  ?

Hey Ron, hope you are OK, I'm drunk myself but haven't spilt my head as yet. hope youare ok. i have looked up the official intermnet medical advice It says that if you are able to type on aforum, youshould be OK. Just put some gaffer tape or sellotape on the wound and you should be fine. If the blodd doesn't stop put a piece of cottin wool or a bit of weetabix on it. Failing that, go to A & E.

Seems its regular occurrance the splitting of heads While Drunk ,if there is advice available on the internet on this subject..

Hey ron, you ok? howd yo manage to headbuttwall by mistake? waht were you aimingfor?

if the skin doesn't meet - go to hospital.

I use toothpaste to stop bad flows. Superglue is used in armys.

Should really consider hospital. Hope you're ok ron.

go to AE see muslim doc

seriously don't mess with head injuries

get check

Did ron wake up

He's woke up but he can't get his pillow off his head.

is ron Scottish?

So, what time do we reckon Ron will wake up, grin stupidly and come on here to tell us that he is OK, despite having cheddar gorge on his nut? I reckon about half-five.

Ron will be seething if he has had to have the Head bandaged ,He will look like a Sikh

raghead ron

Ron is far too hard to bother with things like bandages, imo.

Are you sure there wasn't a Muslim involved? was a muslim built wall or did a Muslim push you? were you thinking about Muslims at the time of the headbutt or did you just spot one? there has to be a muslim involved here somewhere, you letting an opportunity slip here

The man is a Legend. I wish I'd done that.

Jun 12, 2016 -- 10:21AM, Burton-Brewers wrote:

is ron Scottish?

Wouldn't surprise me.  I certainly deal with such injuries in a similar way.

To Ron - How's the napper, Bruv?

Jun 12, 2016 -- 12:12PM, Ibrahima Sonko wrote:

raghead ron

"I've split my head open" : This is fair comment, call NHS 24?
", drunk" : There is no need to get personal.
I just had a sherry to make it through the in-laws :P

He'll have the mother of all hangovers at the moment.

Seriously re original post they are covering there a**e.
Get a mate to call you tommorow at a reasonable time, and if you don't answer, get them to up the ante.
That's the basic point. They don't want you passing out and you rotting away in your
(no doubt 100% gender and race balanced re cuddly toys) bedroom and them being sued for it :)

Vinegar and brown paper is the answer if I remember my medical education correctly.

Ron has not posted today, I hope he is ok

Being Russian I would have thought he would have been in Marseille yesterday....knocking 7 barrels out of England supporters????

Perhaps that is how he injured his head????

Ron Russian could be Finnish

I hope not, he is my only internet m8(well one other)

Wake up Ron!

Feckin hilarious fred in true Chit Chat tradition, hope you are OK Ron.

He'll be right. We've all been there.

Jun 12, 2016 -- 2:38AM, casemoney wrote:

Ron in all seriousness mate

did ron wake up...............funeral 2.00pm Friday...........local mosque then cremation

RIP Ron

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqgtsai2aKY

Vgood tribly.

RIP Ron?

is this another attention seeker's thread?

Check the link, Mungo

If it's not I'm off it's something else eh?

Durians and jackfruit are off.

Perhaps Ron head-butted one of them?

Hope Ron's OK , but I bet the wall came off worst!

Ron Usually on for Henlow Dogs on Dog forum on Sunday evening

Still alive

Think i should have a Basil Fawlty style head bandage on though really

Ei Ei ron Knew the dogs would bring u back

Thank god, Ron! but you are 14 minutes late! i had a tenner on you appearing at 5.30 p.m.

Ha Ha, Case/Des

Jun 12, 2016 -- 12:05PM, Des Pond wrote:

So, what time do we reckon Ron will wake up, grin stupidly and come on here to tell us that he is OK, despite having cheddar gorge on his nut? I reckon about half-five.

Ron, FFS. if you had appeared 14 mins ago, I would have got it spot on! How is your head by the way?

on a scale of 1 to 10 about 1 - but it seems to have sealed up which is handy

Glad to hear it, How is the wall?

Sealed up! did you use polyfix? on your head i mean.

Don't know about the wall, but was lucky it sealed / stuck,

a near 3 inch open gash - probably very lucky - oh well these things happen

They do ron, to you, anyway!

How is your gash Ron ?

Yes that crossed my mind - very similar in looks

"How is your gash ?"

If you asked that of Harriet Harperson she'd sue you! PC Gone mad!

He is definitely not Scottish. Probably English. They do them kind of things after a couple of Sherries.

Jun 12, 2016 -- 6:01PM, Des Pond wrote:

They do ron, to you, anyway!

I thought you were going to say "They do Ron Ron Ron they do Ron Ron."

Jun 12, 2016 -- 6:17PM, s.kenbo wrote:

Jun 12, 2016 --  6:01PM, Des Pond wrote:They do ron, to you, anyway!I thought you were going to say "They do Ron Ron Ron they do Ron Ron."

What a pathetic attention seeker.

Seems he's got what he wanted.

If it got your back up, makes starting it all worth while

Glad to see your still alive Ron. I would have missed your chit chat stories about muslims not paying parking tickets etc.

I take it the wall had muslin wallpaper on it.

I did shout allahu akbar prior to nutting it - didn't seem to work though

If it got your back up,

OOOO yeah I'm proper fuming me.

What sort of sad sack goes on a forum in the middle of the night to tell his virtual buddies what a "Wacky guy" he is...hmmm you

To be fair there are plenty of idiots on this forum who would be impressed by you

It was an educational thread - like a warning, just in case anyone else was about
to do it

What become a pathetic middle aged man by behaving like a teenager?

It was an accident you dopey ****

are you the sort that says to the pensioner that's just fell off a bus..
"why don't you watch what your doing you idiot"

Now run along & F O

Jun 12, 2016 -- 6:17PM, themightymac wrote:

He is definitely not Scottish. Probably English. They do them kind of things after a couple of Sherries.

I know mate.

Woofters, imo.

Jun 12, 2016 -- 6:43PM, themightymac wrote:

I take it the wall had muslin wallpaper on it.

Jun 12, 2016 -- 7:09PM, Ron-Russian wrote:

It was an accident you dopey ****are you the sort that says to the pensioner that's just fell off a bus.."why don't you watch what your doing you idiot"Now run along & F O

Good to have you back.

23rd June is not far away.

Doing my job in Scotland

you still canvassing hard trilby?

Absolutely, B-B.

Shifted all the leaflets and printing posters of my own.

65/35 LEAVE in this here neighbourhood.

Bring it on Dozy Dave of Bullshine.

imo

good man one more Saturday to go then the home run. I've missed my Saturdays

"What sort of sad sack goes on a forum in the middle of the night to tell his virtual buddies what a "Wacky guy" he is...hmmm you"

What sort of sad sack goes on the same forum 4 times in  half an hour, to talk to the 'virtual poster' to tell him he disapproves of his posts.....hmmmmmmmm ooooohhhh the irony.

Hi virtual Ron, I'm virtually pi$$ing myself at the stupidity of that other virtual poster, does that make me a bad virtual person

Good man trilby.

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Cheers Boxing.

Safe for other virtual posters to come back out.

TheBaron's crawled back under his rock

Do Ron ron - you're back!

How's the heid?

Saw trilby - but a few days be fine, touch wood

Wood?

Grown on the Russian stepps, extremely rare.

Kinda like ... hair growth?

YIKES!

You've been peeking through my windows again! It's not a bald patch, it's a solar panel for a sex machine....... seen on an 80s tee shirt.

Blimey, I thought they were all the rage these days?

Dave's gonna tell us they'll cost us a pension soon