braces on trousers.

there was a ould fella who lived in inverness Scotland and he made braces for a living and use to make about 5 quid a week,and then one day he got one hundred thousand orders for boxes of braces,so he got the tailor next door to help him,soon both business;s boomed.
the second fella made tartan trousers,they got so rich they both retired and went to live in the south of france with their millions.
then one day the tailor said"jock,i found out why we became so successful and rich,it is a pop group called the BAY CITY ROLLERS who are wearing our stuff,god bless them."true story.
and jock said"there be a good lot in the group,i sold 50 thousand pairs of trousers with braces last week.

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another guy lived in a one bedroomed flat in the usa and he had no wardrobe,so got a coil of wire to hang his clothes on the back of the door.soon he sold the triangler piece of wire to his friends so they could hang their clothes.and so the wire coat hanger was invented by accident.The guy is a multi millionaire now.

Brass? What you drinkin m8?

i spent an hour one night to sew braces on my trousers - they kept pinging off. The stupid clips. This was a few years ago when I was 20 stone. The belt started diggin in.
the braces worked until I lost the weight. I'm now getting into the fit range. one more year on this diet i'll be ripping people into two in roid rage.

anybody with weight issues - banting diet - cut refined carbs - mental good results. All those calorie diets are fake. temporary results.