Trilby, you were 24 mins late, I may have to find another emergency stand-in if this is the best you can do.

Was watching Newsnight, forgot all about it.

Portilio speaks sense leadr tories never had

Not at the time he was a contender ufortunately,didnt have the ***** to go through with it and it puzzles me how so many often come across far better when they get out of Westminster. It must affect them being surrounded by hubris.

As Heseltine says there all losing their judgement , what a despicable shower of crooks the tories are rotten to the core

Wrong thread g2d ! Wish I was getting in (O/T).

Dear

Nigel Farage on Question Time tonight

Joining Nigel on the Question Time panel tonight at 10.45 on BBC1 are Conservative leader of the House of Commons Chris Grayling MP, Labour's Shadow Foreign secretary Hilary Benn MP, comedian and campaigner Eddie Izzard and Daily Telegraph columnist Allison Pearson.

izzard ,how can you take anything he says in a outfit like that

He just won't shut up. Maybe it's speed.

Can't believe Eddie not even hiding his part in the resistance.

looks like a modern day frank spencer with french beret..oooooo llllaaaaaa

Steve Jones‏ @Templegate_tips
They've made a mistake on the captions on Question Time - Eddie Izard has been called a comedian #asfunnyastoothache

that was brilliant can we have the idiot Izzard on more often? that clown has ruined it for them tonight and he is getting slaughtered on social media. Surely Labour are not seriously considering him to be an mp? 1.01 Hobknob will say he won the debate

Off out for the day so got up early to watch this on iplayer.
Wish I hadn't bothered.
What a buffoon Izzard is, nearly as bad as Eddi Reader.

I've never understood what people see in Eddie Izzard.
I have caught his act, or at least part of it, from time to time and never smiled once let alone laughed.

10 Eddie Izzard Best Jokes

I appreciate your applause, but I don’t do it for applause. I do it for cash. It’s much better.

I’ve done a bit of Latin my time, but I can control it.

[On American pronunciation] You say ‘erbs and we say herbs. Because, you know, there’s an “H” in it.

They say that guns don’t kill people, people kill people. But I think the guns help.
Cake or death?

If you’ve never seen an elephant ski, then you’ve never been on acid.

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from

If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete

There’s not much makeup in the army, is there? No. They only have that nighttime look, and that’s a bit slapdash, isn’t it?

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

hate t see 10 worst

I didn't watch it but listened to it on the radio, I have however seen some photos of the programme and I cannot believe how the freak was dressed. He is worse than Russell Brand

This 'Brexiteers = Little Englanders' line needs skewering right away.

One of the key planks of the 'Remain' policy is that it allows the citizens of Barnes and Kensington to get Jerzy to knock up an extension for them, dirt cheap, whilst his wife Monika skivvys for them doing the cleaning and ironing.

How's that for a nice crass generalization, then if that's the way you want to take things?

I think his performance was great for the outers but the BBC really need to think about who they are inviting on in future

you done better than izzard you got one thing right ,your a right thick ****

What an irritating cuunt that so-called comedian is.

Loved it when an audience member shouted out for him to shut up.