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Clouseau
17 May 16 21:47
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Entries must be reasonably current, plausible and famous but you think they are sh1te and wouldn't open the curtains to watch them in your own backyard.
Line-Ups should have 8 turns in them.

21:45 - 23:45 Kanye West
19:30 - 20:45 Madonna
17:30 - 18:45 Elton John
16:00 - 17:00 Robbie Williams
14:30 - 15:20 Muse
13:15 - 14:00 Jack White
12:00 - 12:45 Bon Jovi
11:00 - 11:40 Britney Spears
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Report morpteh mackem May 17, 2016 9:58 PM BST
21:45 - 23:45 oasis or any gallagher derivative
19:30 - 20:45 blur
17:30 - 18:45 florence and the machine
16:00 - 17:00 kasabian
14:30 - 15:20 coldplay
13:15 - 14:00 mumford and sons
12:00 - 12:45 rhianna/beyonce- same act
11:00 - 11:40 justin bieber

end of thread, you cant get worse than that
Report Clouseau May 17, 2016 10:06 PM BST
Fook... forgot about Bieber and One Direction. Cry

Easily done I suppose. I'll let Kanye and Jack know that their services are no longer needed. Blush
Report Velasquez May 17, 2016 10:49 PM BST
Travis...Kanye West...Coldplay...Mumford and Titz...Paloma Faith...Rolf Harris...Annie Lennox
Report Jack Hacksaw May 18, 2016 9:08 AM BST
Why is it that bands, or old acts, that most people would never consider paying good money to watch, go to Glastonbury and 100,000 druggies
decide they are brilliant.

And in a non-ironic way.
Report wit-ham May 18, 2016 9:12 AM BST
Hey MM saw a free ticket nailed to a tree for that line up
so I took it.Never know when you are going to need a nail Grin
Report rogerthebutler May 18, 2016 9:30 AM BST
REM
Blur
Sam Smith
The Killers
Ironic old supposed 'Legend' who was sh1t in their heyday and who has aged like cottage cheese (Lionel Ritchie etc)
Report wit-ham May 18, 2016 9:39 AM BST
As above

plus

Adele
Report bigH May 18, 2016 9:51 AM BST
21:45 - 23:45 Paul McCartney
19:30 - 20:45 Kanye West
17:30 - 18:45 Justin Bieber
16:00 - 17:00 Mariah Carey
14:30 - 15:20 Taylor Swift
13:15 - 14:00 Rihanna
12:00 - 12:45 Kylie Minogue
11:00 - 11:40 Celine Dion
Report Johnny_Mustang May 18, 2016 10:03 AM BST
21:45 - 23:45 Gorillas
19:30 - 20:45 Dolly Parton
17:30 - 18:45 George Michael
16:00 - 17:00 Leona Lewis
14:30 - 15:20 Franz Ferdinand
13:15 - 14:00 Swedish House Mafia
12:00 - 12:45 50 Cent
11:00 - 11:40 U2
Report Kit-Kat-Dan May 18, 2016 4:02 PM BST
21:45 - 23:45 AC/DC
19:30 - 20:45 Motorhead
17:30 - 18:45 Status Quo
16:00 - 17:00 Ed Sheeran
14:30 - 15:20 James Blunt
13:15 - 14:00 Mika
12:00 - 12:45 Goombay Dance Band
11:00 - 11:40 Anybody who's ever been on X-Factor/The Voice/Pop Idol/BGT etc.
Report 1st time poster May 18, 2016 6:00 PM BST
IF Mumford and sons cant make it the wurzels are free and raring to go
Report sixtwosix May 18, 2016 6:19 PM BST
21:45 - 23:45 Coldplay
19:30 - 20:45 Muse
17:30 - 18:45 Mumford & Sons
16:00 - 17:00 Kings Of Leon
14:30 - 15:20 Adele
13:15 - 14:00 Eminem
12:00 - 12:45 Kanye West
11:00 - 11:40 Ed Sheeran

I could come up with another dozen 21st century snoozefests just as good.
Report clarkson May 18, 2016 7:22 PM BST
21:45 - 23:45 Genesis
19:30 - 20:45 Paul McCartney
17:30 - 18:45 Kanye West
16:00 - 17:00 Kaiser Chiefs
14:30 - 15:20 Grace Jones
13:15 - 14:00 Travis
12:00 - 12:45 Scouting for Girls
11:00 - 11:40 The Feeling
Report morpteh mackem May 18, 2016 7:22 PM BST
some good shouts, ed sheeran, dear god, i know people over 16 who listen to him. gorillaz another one too, really meant to encompass any damon albarn derivative under blurt.
Report ooO{Alpha Centauri}Ooo May 18, 2016 8:38 PM BST
This years, last years, the year before etc.....
Report Clouseau May 18, 2016 11:48 PM BST
Some interesting acts on this year:
.
http://www.glastonburyfestivals.co.uk/line-up/

Most of them in the columns on the left and right rather than the "headline" acts in the middle column... imo
Report morpteh mackem May 19, 2016 8:00 AM BST
did have a look to see who was actually on this year, think mercury rev will be one for me
Report terry mccann May 19, 2016 4:34 PM BST
Clarkson.i saw the feeling support elo few weeks back,have to tell you they were bloody good m8
Report clarkson May 20, 2016 8:55 PM BST
Fair do's Terry, all down to personal taste I suppose, there are at least 6 artists on here that I think are very good, especially live
Mumford and Sons, Kings of Leon, U2, Coldplay, Ed Sheeran and Robbie Williams. But each to their own.
Report terry mccann May 23, 2016 3:19 PM BST
o yeah for sure but guess I was surprised too,unless it was the booze of course
Report doridoru May 23, 2016 10:06 PM BST
Eh Blur are awesome live, saw them loads in the 90s and they were brilliant...so much energy...
Report crags May 23, 2016 10:09 PM BST
Muse are a great live band as well.

It's all a matter of taste.
Report RLKingPunter May 24, 2016 10:35 PM BST
21.45 23.45
Report RLKingPunter May 24, 2016 10:35 PM BST
21.45 23.45
Report RLKingPunter May 24, 2016 10:35 PM BST
21.45 23.45
Report RLKingPunter May 24, 2016 10:42 PM BST
21.45 - 23.45  Arctic Monkeys
19.30 -20.45 The Last Shadow Puppets
17.30 18.45 Bloc Party
16.00 -17.00 Kiss
14.39 - 15.20 The Killers
13.15 -14.00 Portishead
12.00 - 12.45 Boomtown Rats
11.00 -11.40 Culture Club

hows that for a pile of stickin s hite
Report JBNAY May 25, 2016 8:36 AM BST
RLKP That's not a bad line up!
I'd stay in my sleeping bag til 1, have a quickie, bog, walk down to the food stalls for brekky, grab a pint and catch the last five minutes of portishead. After that it would be a great day in the sunshine.

Clarkson, spot on!! Dreadful.
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