Boaty McBoatface

Terrible decision. They will keep mixing it up with RRS Richard Attenborough.

Put those Social Media Tw*ts in their place

more distractions from important issues. Like a magician showing you a dove while he steals your watch.

Come on ! Give it back !

People on the internet will now start referring to the nature presenter as Sir David McBoatFace

RRS Usain Boat was my favourite suggestion.

Also liked RRS I Like Big Boats & I Cannot Lie, although I can see why that was a bit impractical.

Has Richard Attenborough got a boat named after him --
He was far better than leftie David .

Richard had a nasty side, when he was a gang leader in Brighton !

Horsey McHorseface is a 2yo having his first run soon

I am amazed the public voted for such a stupid name

But on the grounds of democracy and the rules....you are right Jack

Attenborough should change his name to you know what.

Silly to call the sub "Boaty". "Subby McSubface" would be much more appropriate!

have you ever met any of the general public?

they are fecking horrible

I never had and never would call anyone a "sir", his mother didn't name him sir so he will always be David, people who accept these knighthoods always go down in my estimation straight after. They're not special people and shouldn't elevate themselves above society as if they are, David Attenborough has made many a good  documentary but so have many wildlife presenters, and they all have one thing in common, they are lucky to have been out on TV to make such an easy living because I've met animal lovers with far more personality than them all combined....down at the zoo!, and they have had all of their trips to far flung places paid for, accommodation, food, expenses etc, Attenborough was even in the news studio having his say about BBC cuts because he was scared he wouldn't be able to do as many programs so he waffled about how important it was that mankind knew where it came from, I don't think he's discovered the internet.

Stroppy rant over

By the way, "I Like Big Boats & I Cannot Lie", was quite ingenious

Joel
06 May 16 13:50
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Horsey McHorseface is a 2yo having his first run soon


Horsey McHorseface !!! Fancy saddling the poor animal with a name like that....


I'll get me coat....

Ships carry boats. So the sub carried on board the ship has every right to be called Boaty.

The ship, on the other hand, should have been named Shippy McShipface.

Now what would be a good name for that smug git Attenborough...?

About 90% of the population shouldn't be allowed to vote on anything.

That would be the only way the Tories could ever make any real ground in Scotland aka

Probably right.
But after listening to some peep on the news on who they voted for and why I felt like crying.