Why don't chippies do a delivery service?

Fair point, or like Mcdonalds delivered would be handy.

Suppose there's an opportunity for a middle man

I wanted a Mcdonalds this morning and thought, why doesn't someone do it?

I had to order two pizzas instead!

They do them here no problem

Just ordered ye a Fish Supper at £2.90

.... Should be with ye tomorrow

I haven't got a wife, MM..

Very good

Ye can get Indian Chinese pizza escorts, but no feckin chips....

On a serious point all the chippies around here have a home delivery service.

Well i never. Is that cos the deep fried mars bar stay hot longer?

They'd better do it in Italy or i won't be moving..

Maybe Ye can`t beat it.

.... but probably because I live in an advanced country

.... or because they know that we are all lazy B`s

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=catonis+fish+and+chips&biw=1366&bih=643&so...

I do hope that's in Italy?

I`m stunned that Fish & Chip shops don`t deliver in the Emerald Isle or Inglund

I vaguely remember chippy vans in Engerland.

My local chippy delivers. Takes about 20 minutes. Always piping hot in a polystyrene box.

The Asians can`t make Chips.

We have deliveries from a chippy, a Chinese takeaway, several pizza places  and a taxi service that fetches KFC from the local drive in KFC. We used to be able to get booze delivered at 3 in the morning but that stopped.

Fish & chips should be eaten straight from the wrapper immediately after you leave the shop walking to wherever preferably after a few scoops. The vapour from the vinegar should be tickling your nose. The chips should be almost too hot to eat and the fish batter should be a light as a flake of foam. anything else wont do.

The Asians have Chips.

crystalhunt is perfectly correct but I'm more stationary than mobile.

Fish & Chip - Chip standard seems p1ss poor now days, they can't
wrap them up quick enough & when you get home & open them, your looking at some dried
up cr@p that should of been thrown away after lunch time closing - but
they can't help themselves & have to chance hotting the cr@p up again
& selling it on.

Can't remember the last time I had anything out of the chippie.
I used to enjoy a fish supper from time to time but it had to be out of the paper as soon as bought.
No proper chippies left.

Loads of them in Yorkshire Aka

your right aka,

as is Crystal, that's the only way to do it, open & if there cr@p
give them straight back - what sort of way is that of running a business
serving up Chips that should be in the bin not heading for someones mouth.

There was a great one in Balloch but that changed hands and was pretty average thereafter.

My local chippy delivers. Then again, it also sells pizza and all sorts of other things a proper chippy shouldn't.

guinness2dear........I haven't got a wife MM................boyfriend???????????

Thanks for the offer portmanpark, but i'm straight..

He's straight.

Just fecking ugly and his personality offers zero compensation.

Good ones around here, cooked while you wait, no old rubbish being left all day

My reply was to charwell

The best chips are fried in lard or dripping. You're not going to get that from many chippies today are you?
I still have memories of me mam (sorry Do wah ) sending me to buy fish and chips and seeing the shop owner cutting up a great big block of lard and melting it in his deep fryer.

You could do a Mcdonalds delivery, probably illegal but all you'd need
is half a dozen boy racers that hang about in mcdonalds car parks + do
your local flyers - easy money you'd think?

whack 35% on top of all orders

nah 50% would be better.

must be orders above £20

Doesn't a chippie with the 'Just eat' sign in the window deliver.? If it has this 'Just eat' sign I think you can order online on the justeat.co.uk website and have it delivered. Have never tried this myself mind.

Yes Just Eat = deivery (facts)

don't get that many tho - Chippies like to do their own thing.

but like said previous the far majority trading as fish & chip shops now days
are a disgrace to the great british muslim public

mac getting tucked into a big portion of humble pie tonight. Not sure who delivered it though.