So over half of British Muslims think homosexuality should not be legal in Britain

I see North Carolina  and Mississippi are trying to stand up for our straights

Not sure if they will hold, massive gay bullying

us straights

If gays want equality let them have it.

I'm attracted to women but am not allowed to change next to them!

Why should gays be allowed to change or use the bogs of those they fancy?

Illogical captain.

Okay Injera

I'm happy with things as they are. I don't want to change with women (even though I'm attracted to them). I'm secure enough that when I go to the gym, play rugby / football, go swimming etc and have to get naked in front of my fellow pen1s support units, that any gay bloke that's in there won't proposition me. This is mostly on the basis I'm an ugly cnt but also that I give them credit for the fact they are probably there to get changed for the match / workout / swim etc and their minds are on that, rather than my cute little botty.

I don't want my taxes or gym subscriptions to be hiked in order to build separate changing rooms for homosexuals and my liberal (in the sense of 'freedom loving') sensibilities are offended by my having to provide data to an as yet unknown entity (a new government department?) to initiate this sexual apartheid you want to introduce. Care to price up the cost of that?

....and I'm the illogical one here????

Point number one my friend. You're not ugly. Beauty is in the eye of the etc..

Secondly, it's not my problem that the cost of seperate facilities would be prohibitive.

That's a consequence of the gay advance.

Equality carries with it responsibilities and challenges.

I don't want my kids changing with gays who would be happy to see them undress. Or am I an illogical father? Gay men have notoriously been associated with mens' toilets for obvious reasons....

Comedy Gold..keep up the good work.

Injera
     13 Apr 16 18:18   

Point number one my friend. You're not ugly. Beauty is in the eye of the etc

You'll have to trust me here Injy, I've a face like an Easter Island statue with razor blades up its Harris

I have done some extensive research into the issue of wandering around ladies' changing rooms via a reliable source of information in such matters; namely, XHampster.

I can confirm from my investigation that, where I to have unrestricted access to such vestibules, as an undressed individual male, I would count myself as in serious danger of, occasionally, getting a bit of a lob'on...

roger

If it helps, I'm no oil painting either...

I think the correct parlance in the gay community for roger and injera are that they are "bears".

Dedicated sites for similar individuals, and their admirers, are available...

up yours.

(no pun intended)

Roger The Butler
12 Apr 16 22:48
Injera   
12 Apr 16 16:55
Perhaps we need some more 'enlightened liberalism' before it gets the thumbs up.

This thread gets more perverse. We've got gays keeping their heads down, people disappearing up their own sphincters and now we have thumbs going up.

It's like a highlights reel from The Word.

And somebody mentioned "bed fellows".... I'm going home.

Most mosques in Britain are under the control of the Deobandis, an ultra conservative branch of Islam which the Taliban amongst other subsribe to.

"The Deobandi interpretation holds that a Muslim's first loyalty is to his religion and only then to the country of which he is a citizen or a resident; secondly, that Muslims recognise only the religious frontiers of their Ummah and not the national frontiers; thirdly,that they have a sacred right and obligation to go to any country to wage jihad to protect the Muslims of that country."

This is a good podcast about them http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b06gqr66

And any muslim with sense would support these nutters as the consequences would likely be terminal,especially as they are most unlikely to get any support whatsoever from the establishment authorities in this eejit country,most of whom are desperate to appease said nutters.

That's very true.In fact, the podcast narrator states that many of the muslims in Dewsbury would complain bitterly about the Deobandis but would absolutely refuse to do interviews for fear of what might happen to them.

I suspect rogerthebutler looks like someone's set fire to his face and put it out with a baseball bat.

Alf Garnett would have fitted in well with these bigots.

that they have a sacred right and obligation to go to any country to wage jihad to protect the Muslims of that country."


Interesting statement, so perhaps people should not attack Muslims?

Most Muslims came to this country for economic reasons....we let them in even encouraged them, so who are the stupid ones here

Well done China they have rejected a claim made for Gay Marriage...a victory for us straights

The couple? said Chinese Law did not actually forbid Gay Marriage...

Probably because no one believed anyone would attempt this ridiculous claim

Any chance of you moving to China then ebul?

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/29/opinion/sunday/homophobic-maybe-youre-gay....

"One theory is that homosexual urges, when repressed out of shame or fear, can be expressed as homophobia. Freud famously called this process a “reaction formation” — the angry battle against the outward symbol of feelings that are inwardly being stifled."

Blimey, is that old chestnut still being used to criticise opponents of Same-Sex Marriage?

Yes Alan

For those who live their lives with a sub-idiot's Freudian worldview, if you express some disquiet about going on a camping holiday with the lead singer of Erasure, you're as good as opening the poppers and the man-glide.

Quite right.  Just cos someone is obsessed with something doesn't mean they have any interest in it.

rogerthebutler  • April 14, 2016 7:57 AM BST 
Any chance of you moving to China then ebul?

"One theory is that homosexual urges, when repressed out of shame or fear, can be expressed as homophobia. Freud famously called this process a “reaction formation” — the angry battle against the outward symbol of feelings that are inwardly being stifled."

Homophobia is a word made up by gays to label anyone who disagree with anything they say as a bad person....it is drivel!

Why did we not have referendum on gay marriage, people may well have voted for it, so why was it just forced on us, that is hardly democratic

My guess is that such a referendum would have cost a fortune, been met with complete indifferent by 80% of the population and set a precedent for loads of other people to vent their spleen and demand referendums (referenda?) for every decision we elect our politicians to make, in the name of furthering democracy.

There is precedent here.
We had one in Ireland and it was carried with a fair majority on a huge turnout.

I was against but accept the majority decision.
One thing that does grate is the gay lobby are still demanding,still lobbying.
They have now moved to transgender and intersex,its never ending.

a referendum would have resulted in gay marriage being legalised. public opinion was massively behind it in the UK. So i'd say given that there's plenty of stuff passed by governments which goes against public opinion, this was certainly one of the more democratic pieces of legislation.

the only valid complaint anyone can have against gay marriage is that it alters the meaning of the union they have with their partner and that they object to this. I have considered that they should probably campaign for a new type of civil union called **** & Fanny super-hetero union, or something a bit more snappy if they choose which should only be available for heterosexual couples; much in the same way that civil unions are only available to homosexual couples.

you do seem awfully worried by homosexuality ebul. are you aware of the sexual behaviour of the bonobo chimpanzee?

a new type of civil union called **** & Fanny super-hetero union

Acronymed to DAFSHU!

Big fan of your work DStyle!

Dread to think what DSTyle is an acronym for!

I recently went to Las Vegas for the first time, and on my last day, decided to chill out at the spa for a bit.
I’d never been to a spa before, so the guy in charge gave me some simple instructions, ending with “Clothing is optional”. I was a bit surprised, and decided to put my swimming trunks on as I’d planned.

I went into the Jacuzzi, and there was a naked bloke lounging around in it. Blimey, I thought, it looks like clothing really is optional here. I wondered whether I should follow suit. Then an older naked bloke walked in and it was settled. No fecking way was I going to be the only one with trunks on, so off they came.

It was a bit weird just sitting around starkers not saying anything, but I didn’t know what the etiquette was in this sort of situation. Is it weirder to talk to a naked guy or just sit around in silence with a naked guy? But on the way back from the steam room, I missed a step in the Jacuzzi because of all the bubbles, and fell over in it. Then I had to say something because it was too awkward to stay silent.

It was fine having a conversation, so I did the same with the older bloke in the sauna when the first guy left. He was Canadian, he’d rented a Harley Davidson the day before and ridden to the Grand Canyon, he…

…was looking at my knob.

No. It must have been my imagination, I thought, so I carried on talking to him. But after a while, I noticed his right arm was sort of moving rhythmically, just like he was playing with his old chap. The problem, was, I couldn’t be sure without looking at his knob, which I thought could really exacerbate matters. After a while, though, he was definitely looking at my knob again, which gave me the chance to look at his knob and yes, he was indeed playing with it. It wasn’t, um, in an engorged state, but he was clearly going beyond the bounds of normal social behaviour. Even if it was my first time in a spa, I knew that.

So I decided I’d had enough of the sauna and went back into the Jacuzzi, but he followed me in and sat rather close to me, still fiddling about with his old fellow and looking me up and down.

Unfortunately for my anecdote, that’s where the story fizzles out, but the point is that the whole way through, I was finding the whole situation absolutely hilarious, being propositioned by a big old moustachioed gáy Canadian biker. And he was actually touching himself and staring at me.

And some of you want separate changing rooms just because a gáy bloke might look at you! Do you think in a moment of madness you’re going to cave in and need to buy a cushion on the way home or something?

Unfortunately for my anecdote, that’s where the story fizzles out,

do you mean he weakly ejaculated all over your leg?

Going back a few years, so I don't know whether it is still there, there was a nudist beach at Brighton where some of the all male, mostly gay, clientele used to openly fondle themselves.

you do seem awfully worried by homosexuality ebul. are you aware of the sexual behaviour of the bonobo chimpanzee?

Yes Dstyle but this not replace reproductive sex in these animals does it, otherwise the species would be extinct.

It has a different function, as it does in humans...therefore it is reasonable we do not call it marriage, that is for heterosexuals

only, as it has been for all of human existence except for now.


I was brought to believe marriage was between a man and a women....I still do...I am too old to change my view...I see no need.

I do not know why you dig at me over my own possible homosexuality??????????

I can dig back and say that everybody who supports gay marriage must be homosexual themselves??????

So digging me out is rather pointless, stick to the arguments

It is not only same sex marriage I oppose.

I oppose DIVORCE, I oppose women having children outside marriage, I oppose men getting women pregnant and refusing to marry them.

I want a return to 1950's values, although I scarce remember the decade, being very young.

I think society suffers every time we denigrate marriage.

People have always been gay and always will be, that I accept, I don't stop them.

so if two people, regardless of gender, started a family and were devoted to each other and their children and were outstanding parents, but simply chose never to formalise their relationship by getting married, you'd be opposed to that?

that would be worse than two neglectful parents in a loveless and acrimonious marriage.

What do you mean you oppose divorce and women having children outside of marriage ebul? You do realise this happened in the 1850's let alone the 1950's don't you?

I have to accept that it seems for once I was wrong.

I was ambivalent about the issue but feared some in the gay mafia would make the life of conscience objecting clergy a living hell. For once we seem to have reached a very British compromise and things seem to be moving along reasonably nicely.

Being one of the relative few happy in married life I see no reason why the usual misery of marriage shouldn't also be foisted onto gays as well as heteros.

jed.davison
Joined: 16 Mar 11
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    14 Apr 16 19:13   

You'll have to excuse Ebulgery DStyle. He's a moron. A verbose moron. 


I dunno about that

But his contributions always seem to be 3 or 4 line haikus espousing his pu$$y-whipped view of the world

annie.    14 Apr 16 17:50 
Going back a few years, so I don't know whether it is still there, there was a nudist beach at Brighton where some of the all male, mostly gay, clientele used to openly fondle themselves.

Now closed after secret squirrel caught with a cigar in his mouth in the no smoking area .

I ceertainly don't see him as being pu55y whipped. He reminds me more of Victorian Dad. I'll bet his kids addressed him as sir and got a damned good thrashing for what they might do wrong in the future.

he can't even manage one up the right un, his hump must get in the way

half the british muslins should jog on out of the country imo to a sharia law country, all spongers the lot of them

not gay btw

Burton-Brewers
what did you do when you got a stiffy?

I have warned you before, Burton-Brewers, about your vile comments to me implying I am a man.

This is your last warning, I will report you if you make any more comments like the above.

Please don't be offended by my question ebul. I can imagine that someone of your vintage may find the very thought appalling but I can confirm it is all the rage these days and has been for two or three decades on the continent. Of course a gentleman like myself was constrained by etiquette. I remember when I was at Uni when we were out on the beers I was informed that a mathematical analysis had been done and there was a 95% chance of any one night stand having my finger up their bum. It was only polite to start off delicately.

report away

I have reported you Burton-Brewers as you have asked me to do.  I have made it clear that I do not want you banned, I just want you to stop your posts about me.

I couldn't care less what you want

If you couldn't care less what I want, why do you keep on posting nasty replies?

I see from a previous post of yours that you were an officer, but you are certainly no gentleman.

Was it the Household Cavalry you were in?  I think members of that or other regiments would take a dim view of you harassing an old woman.

There is nothing remotely funny about my post, Burton-Brewers.  I think the truth about you has hit home.

oh jog on

You started it, Burton-Brewers.

what's the number of posters you have had banned so far? is it 3 or 4?

if it's deemed socially acceptable for a hairy man to put his hairy penis into another hairy mans anus.....

Then I should be allowed to grow my own cannabis forest, in my own loft, for my own personal use....


One mans vice is another mans pleasure

To my knowledge I haven't banned anyone as I have told betfair I do not want that, only for them to stop harassing me.

I have waited years to report anyone, but sometimes I just cannot post on here without comments every time I post, which I think I should not have to put up with. And before I report anyone I warn them, several times, that I will report them if they do it again.

The point you seem to be missing, Burton-Brewers, and it is obviously because you are not intelligent, is that if anyone has been banned because I have reported them it means that Betfair know I am a woman - they wouldn't ban anyone otherwise

That is very weird BB..you attack me because of my misogyny

But then you attack a female poster Annie

Who's side are you on BB??????????????????????????????????????


I am with annie here, she is obviously female and a lovely person,

and has to live with an awful of homophobia and misogyny from me

I feel quite ashamed of what I post some days, but sadly does not seem to stop me

BB = Burton Brewer

I agree with Better Better

I've never attacked a female poster Gery

Thank you so much, ebulGery

One post from a decent man makes up for posters like Burton-Brewers.

You say you are a misogynist, does that mean that you are not married or have ever been?

here we go

Burton-Brewers
I've never attacked a female poster Gery

Just how stupid are you, Burton-Brewers?

You say I get posters banned for saying I am a man, which I have never asked for, and then say again I am a man, even though Betfair can hardly ban anyone if I was a man!!

I have reported you again for that remark

I don't think you will be laughing soon, Burton-Brewers, as I will take this up with Betfair's Management if nothing is done about you.

yes another banned one added to your list

Just to say for anyone reading these posts that they may not make any sense as Betfair have removed the posts I have complained about.

As I have said so often, Burton-Brewers, I do not want you banned, just do not speak to me, is that too much to ask?

I agree with Bettor. Some of our laws are quite mad. They rightly don't care whose back doors get smashed in but they'll knock down my front door if they were to think I was growing some wacky baccy. Quite crazy and I don't even partake.

I've said it before. I don't get it. No wonder women don't post on any forums and we are all the poorer for it.

Thanks, ET

It is a shame that women do not post on betfair forums.  There are so many nice men on the forums that are single and I would love to see them hook up with someone.

I remember at the beginning of posting on betfair there was a woman who posted on the horseracing forum that got the most horrible abuse and in the end gave up.  There have been others too.

Mind you there are loads of horrible men on here as well and the abuse I and others have suffered has at least opened my eyes to the darker side of men.  I have never in my life had such abuse.  Being young and attractive then was the reason I didn't get any I supposed!

What a nice person Ebulgery is, although i don`t like his political views.

Its always a pleasure to read his posts. He can take the most common thing ans make it disemobodied and abstract.
It makes you think is he right?
The answer is often no but that dosen`t matter.

ebu in the closet with ew

come out guys

You say you are a misogynist, does that mean that you are not married or have ever been?

I have never been married Annie, I asked twice in my life but was refused both times Annie.

I used to think to think it was my looks but the last female who turned me down reliably informed me

"Don't worry your looks, your personality is considerably worse than your looks"

I have a female friend, but she would not live with me, she says to me  "nobody could live with you", and I have to pay her to
boot

Sadly females have never seen my good points, one of the tragedies of my life

Fuccking hell ebul.

Although I'm not sure you've missed that much. Most women are crackers and have the strangest priorities. If we weren't such dirty dogs wanting to ride them all the time we'd throw stones at most of em.

I am sorry for my behaviour yesterday please accept my apologies

Is this a wind up, Burton-Brewers?

Or has Betfair had a word in your ear?

You are not sorry at all, you have delighted in upsetting an old woman for no other reason that you are not a gentleman and not nice.

Your apology is not accepted because it is not genuine.

So you are apologising for your behaviour yesterday, but what about all the other vile comments over the years?

ET, what are the 'strangest priorities' that women have?

Present company excepted annie but most women tend to place the virtuous necessities of life like drinking and gambling far lower down their priority list.

Imagine that.

ET, what are the 'strangest priorities' that women have?

If I may be so bold; the desire of young ladies to attract a hairy arsed, sweaty, beer-gutted, bad-breathed, pig-headed, violent, misogynistic, feral, fetid, vapid and vacuous male youth has often puzzled me.

Maybe you could enlighten us.

Have you seen some of the young "ladies" out there Clouseau? Given your criteria they'd give the lads a run for their money.

has Betfair had a word in your ear?

no I'm sure BF have more important things to do

ET, what are the 'strangest priorities' that women have?

How about that very strange priority a lot of them have which involves wearing an inappropriately short skirt which they spend the rest of the day tugging down?

Can ANYONE provide a logical and HONEST explanation for that?

It's their modesty alun. It's like when they've got a massive pair of thruppenies which they cram into a bra two sizes too small, a top cut down to their naval with their nipples sticking out like dockers rivets and then accuse you of perving at their t1ts.

Now, now, that CAN'T be right, because as we ALL know, they "dress for themselves", NOT for men who like to admire a shapely figure. We've been told this thousands of times.

no ladies left you ask EG, they all over charge him

Face it, the marriage vows should be

"Do you promise to love, respect and stay faithful to your partner -  and the rest of the time STAY THE FK AWAY FROM EACH OTHER AS MUCH AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN"

that's a bit harsh we've only had 10 days apart in 33 years and that was for operations

I am reporting you lot to the guardian.

.
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/04/19/muslims-groups-fail-attend-anti-extremism-campaign-launch/

All of Scotland’s major Muslim groups declined to attend the launch of a campaign against violence and discrimination directed towards the Ahmadi sect, as well as the Paris and Brussels terror attacks.
Representatives of the local Sikh and Jewish communities, and the Church of Scotland’s inter-faith group were all present, alongside local politicians, representatives of Police Scotland and Glasgow’s lord provost.

I am glad to see this effort from the muslim community.  We are all in this together.

In the SH!T.

Clouseau

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ET, what are the 'strangest priorities' that women have?

If I may be so bold; the desire of young ladies to attract a hairy arsed, sweaty, beer-gutted, bad-breathed, pig-headed, violent, misogynistic, feral, fetid, vapid and vacuous male youth has often puzzled me.

It puzzles me as well Clouseau, but that is because I am not gay

To women it makes a lot of sense because most of them marry one......it is called heterosexual sex