No Masters coverage til 8:00?

Beeb ain't showing until Saturday night

I`m watching it. ABC Golf channel.

The feckin winner has nearly finished and they aint started!..

Fowler shot an 80

Let's hope "Gohard" Speef shoots one tomorrow...

watched every shot speith has played red button

fowler hit 1 fairway

That would be fine if i wanted to watch Gohard Speef, but as he bores the cream off me i would rather not..

Kicking of on 5live sports extra just now ..................

Say whatever you like against the BBC, these days & I'll agree with most but is there any doubt they provide the best golf commentary?

Compared to Paul McGinley Bobcat Goldthwait would sound fantastic..

Ahem

Deepest joyicus............

GOHARD! himself looks slightly softer..

Don't tell me ye backed that twot

Backed him? I had the family Silver on him

Had him each way so all is not lost but still can't believe it.

He's a nutjob, they should keep all ropes and sharp instruments away from for a couple of days. GOHARD young man....

I saw Greg Norman do similar against Dildo years ago on the same hole.

I mind Greg blowing it too. With a good lead, the shot is through the green into the bunker, where he eventually ended up and got down in two. You can't go for the flag in his position.

It was his 2nd shot that was the beaut. A regular 24 handicappers 40 yard fat muff into the water. Did i laugh..

I know that shot oh too well   

Guinness, why do you think he is a nutjob? What's your beef with Speif?

Rog; There is something not right about him, he gives out this appearance of nice guy when i think lurking is Hannibal Lector. It will all come out in the wash. Then of course if Arnie or Jack talked and shouted to a likkle white ball like Speef does, golf would never have got so big. Besides, they would have been in Bellvue.

On what basis? I've seen the nice guy bit, I've seen no sign of Hannibal Lecter.

They all talk to the ball nowadays, and if they don't talk to it they lean whilst it is in the air to try to influence its path!

"Come on baby" softly spoken is not "GOHARD, PLEASE GOAHRD, JUST THIS ONCE GOHARD"

In case ye never noticed, Hannibal was very personable and charming....

The Go hard thing reminds me of the bit in Inbetweeners when they go to Warwick and Simon shouts at his penis because he can't get it up.

Ah yes, maybe impotence is Speefs beef then..

The Speeth Poleeth Dith-meeth-eth-uthhhhh

Try saying that !

Sorry...

The Speeth Poleeth Dith-mith-eth-uthhhhh

Was what I meant.