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01 Apr 16
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The Coalville Star and Echo in Leicestershire are reporting that the Imam of the local mosque has called for the closure of the Danepak factory in the town due to the production of vast quantities of bacon.
Faisal Laxman-Getthy has called for the immediate closure of the Mantle Lane site, which has been in situ since 1970 as its produce offends the worshipers at the local Mosque, which have grown in number since the birthrate among the Muslim Community rocketed in the early 1980's following a particularly tough Ramadan.
Britain First campaigner Ron Hercules has promised a demonstration through the Leicestershire market town if this closure does go ahead.
Currently the motion for closure stands before the ruling Liberal Town Council, whose spokesman Rudolf Bede says 'We must balance the needs of the local economy with the sensibilities of the Muslim Community - and please don't issue Fatwah on me'
Faisal Laxman-Getthy has called for the immediate closure of the Mantle Lane site, which has been in situ since 1970 as its produce offends the worshipers at the local Mosque, which have grown in number since the birthrate among the Muslim Community rocketed in the early 1980's following a particularly tough Ramadan.
Britain First campaigner Ron Hercules has promised a demonstration through the Leicestershire market town if this closure does go ahead.
Currently the motion for closure stands before the ruling Liberal Town Council, whose spokesman Rudolf Bede says 'We must balance the needs of the local economy with the sensibilities of the Muslim Community - and please don't issue Fatwah on me'
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they know mussies have a great sense of humor - April Fools!
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Could be one of their rasher decisions
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 I almost fell for this then realised it was april fools day |
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Mussies don't do comedy though! so certainly wouldn't be on the receiving
end of an april fools joke surely? wonder if they'd get away with wearing pigs head hats if the demonstration happens  |
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Im struggling to find the story - googled it but results just show rogerthebuttler
on betfair forum with the news  |
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There is a grain of truth in every joke.
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If this is an April fool then it's a pretty ham-fisted attempt imo.
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I believe it
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Trouble with these towel heads they just won't assimilate.
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Lean back and take a deep breath
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what about all the poor Eastern Europeans that could end up losing their jobs then?
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