mystery to be solved ?

I ran a club years ago and the safe key was huge.
I had to keep going into the safe regularly and it took about 6months to a year for the nerves at the top of both legs to repair from all the taking out and putting back of the keys into both pockets

where has the word 'chipotle' suddenly come from? Or has it always been around and my reticular activating system is only now catching up?

Is that them skinny sausages?

Sorry can't help with this mystery as OP has left out some key facts.

Crisp is shaking his head at that Clouseau.

OP has fobbed us off with incomplete info imo.

Big bunches of keys tear your pockets to shreds, and are uncomfortable if you sit down?

Also if you are attacked by a supervillain wielding a big magnet, it's safer to have them where you can quickly release them.

play havoc when potting the pink

prison officer on his lunch break. you see it all the time

He could have been a musician.

Did he have 24 keys?

Come on, B Sharp about it.

Crisp now getting therapy.

right notes not necessarily right order

wear a jacket - keep your keys in the jacket ?

http://www.fla-keys.com/

imo

erm, Did you mean: PRECINCT?

My dad had loads of keys. Used to wear them on one of loops on his jeans. I remember asking once what keys were for what and he knew where they were all for (must of had about 25) one was for his locker from when he worked down the pit which he hadn't worked at for 20 odd years.

And for the guy above who thinks screws go waltzing about outside of prison with there keys, give yer head a shake.