Early Doors / Broken Biscuits

I thought for a moment it was an Early Doors track I had never heard before!..

Even better.  You get a free Roddy Frame song thrown in.

Early Doors my fav comedy. The 2 coppers crack me up.

do you like circuses Tommeh?

Some of the repartee between Ken's mother and Winnie the cleaner is hilarious.

Twin Cheeks

The temporary traffic lights are still up on Birdsall Lane by the way.

A top notch show. Exactamundo!

I'll stay on me own.

The birthday party where Tommy moved his table and chair into the gents toilet just left me in bulk.

Tango Whisky Alpha Tango

Crime can't crack itself.

Early Doors was absolutely brilliant. Like all the best things, it only had a short life. I'm not ashamed to admit that even as a 23 year old bloke, I shed a little tear when Ken gave Eddie the money to pay for the phone bill. Showed that Tommy was the most generous of all when it really mattered.

Oh, and by the way, what was the name of the dog that found the world cup?

Pickles - can i have my peanuts now please? Pair of clints episode was hilarious.

Early Doors one of the best comedy shows ever written.
Wonderful characters acted out brilliantly. A perfect mix of comedy and pathos.

"To the regiment"

..............

Probably the last great show (early doors) the bbc made.

"I wish I was there!"

Funniest thing i've ever seen on tv.. Makes The Royle Family look like a John Pilger documantary..

when the two cops were asked if any crime of significance had taken place that day one replied "yes". Margaret Hodges (name made up) was walking down the high street when a car pulled up alongside her. The Cop went on to say that the driver wound down his window and pointed to a place on the map he had on his lap asking if she knew where it was. "Yes" said Margaret and as she bent through the window the driver pulled away the map and exposed himself to the shocked lady. One of the Police said he had to carry out the statement of the distressed shopper. Towards the end of the statement one of the police said to Margaret I'm sorry to have to ask you this question but its very important. "Was" he asked "in a state of arousal ???". No replied Margaret quickly " I think it was a Ford Escort!!!"

Just thought it was one of the funnier lines in a great comedy!

"i've had to get them up when they don't wanna dance, when they're too full from the buffet"

ref: fatboy slim

Ken about the copper who dresses up as a baby.

"What does he get out of that?"

Nige - "A farleys rusk and his @rse wiped"

KEN: Last time old Tommy had a hard-on was on Silver Jubilee day when beer was half price in here

OLD TOMMY: Yes, but it soon went down when I tasted it.

I'll stay on my own thank you

.....The temporary traffic lights are still up on Birdsall Lane by the way...".



'........I couldn't give a shlt Eddie.......'

KEN "Thank you Liam, I'll have a glass of the finest bitter in the north of England"

TOMMY "Oh, you're not stopping then Ken"

Also loved Joan's answer to the theory test question of what sign would you expect to see down a narrow country road. Fresh farm eggs lol.

Early door superb

Ken and Eddie knock melanies bio dad tick tock out in the bogs and high 5 on way out

Eddie took no part in knocking Keith out, it was Ken only

"Show her how much you love her Eddie, throw in a fish."

Kids in the car? .. yeah

emotional support crags
however respect your expertise

KEN- "Which sisters pioneered the womens right movement"

EDDIE - "I think it's the Nolans Joan"

Pub quiz :

Ken ...  What's the capital of Chile

Joan ... Is it con carne, Eddie?

Mar 11, 2016 -- 12:03AM, Capt__F wrote:

emotional support cragshowever respect your expertise

Got  both series on DVD, so easy enough to remember

nice won C

I worry about ye Cap'n..

'Have you lived in your house all your life Tommy?'

'Not yet'

"Was he in a state of arousal?"

"No he was in a Ford Escort"

To the regiment....

I've seen Early Doors umpteen times and will watch it umpteen more but I'm afraid 10 minutes of Broken Biscuits was enough to have me reaching for the remote.

I love the rhythm of the jokes. e.g.

First line, person A
Second line person B
Third line person A
Fourth line person B
Fifth line KAPOW - punchline person A.

Broken Biscuits is worth it for the twists at the end.

The answer to question 20 is John Leslie. The answer to question 21 is also John Leslie. Now I bet you all thought the answer to question 22 was John Leslie but you are wrong. It's Stan Collymore.

Absolutely loved the series.