I never though it would happen

Boys more your thing?

I've found the appropriate use for nappies smelling.

The B side:

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQhQHuMiYI4

I think mr tilbrook should have posted that as the answer to the "have you ever sh&gged an old bird" type thread here the other day :P

I maybe don't like the in your face major key changes in that song, but apart from that, it's perfect, a 100% Gem.
If there's one thing I like about chit chat, in fact the only thing, is the fact I know there are people out there who have some good musical taste. (i.e - the same as me, so brilliant )


If anyone wants me I'll be out back trying to do myself some spotrs injuries for my g/f.
Pulling muscles for Michelle.

Did you know that Lewes FC's shirt sponsor is Squeeze?

They are Chris Difford's local team. Glenn Tilbrook supports (and lives close to) Charlton Athletic.

I though it couldn't get worse.

Last night, I was walking past somt bird, fantastitic grapes..
Have you ever been tempted by the fruit of another?

cant ya get yaself a knew keyboard...

No!I shall squeeezert myself!

But now I did it. I'm just disgusted. wash up people :)

Just say to her ..... ''Goodbye girl''

Just an assumption but i think you're Up The Junction

I've just realised that grapes are a berry not a fruit, so my attempted joke fails on yet another level :)

you reminded me to get my haircut tomorrow

both of them