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mememe
09 Jan 16 23:07
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Who is the mum & dad?
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Report mad mad moon • January 10, 2016 8:41 AM GMT
Anne Robinson and Christopher Biggins?
Report screaming from beneaththewaves • January 10, 2016 1:34 PM GMT
Clare Balding and Yoda?
Report HH Sultan Vinegar • January 10, 2016 1:52 PM GMT
SIRE - Martin Bormann
DAM  - Zelda off the Terrahawks
Report boxingthefox • January 10, 2016 1:52 PM GMT
Laugh sfbtw.
Report mememe • January 10, 2016 3:07 PM GMT
My question was rhetorical re the mum & dad ... but some good efforts.

No, when I saw them I thought they looked similar in a sisterly sort of way, in that they

1. had piggy faces

2. were plump and dumpy

3. seemed unbelievably stupid

4. spoke funny and I couldn't understand what they were saying

The only good thing is that neither has any kids so no offspring to pollute the gene pool.
Report Just Checking • January 10, 2016 3:18 PM GMT
5. Bad haircuts with ginger tinting

6. Incredibly arrogant

7. Very pro EU

8. Ver pro mass immigration

9. Pigeon holes anyone who disagrees with them as right wing extremists

10. Make blind assertions that things their plans will turn out well when it's
   obvious to everyone they'd lead to disaster and ruin their country

11. Insane

TBH you could make an entire board game where you pull description cards called "Frau Sturgeon or Merkel" and have to decide which it is, but as every answer would be "both", it'd get boring Laugh
Report mememe • January 10, 2016 3:23 PM GMT
fooking hell, JC

It's scary how alike they are ... 11 common points

do you think they are twins and were accidentally separated at birth?

The wee krankie woman got the looks and the German sausage got the brains?
Report Just Checking • January 10, 2016 3:30 PM GMT
"got the looks", you kidding me? She's absolutely "minging", to use the vernacular, a two bagger.
Report HH Sultan Vinegar • January 10, 2016 3:39 PM GMT
more like a coyote job.
Report Just Checking • January 10, 2016 3:42 PM GMT
After a few pints I might get frisky and lower my standards, but Jesus H Checking, no no no.
Report HH Sultan Vinegar • January 10, 2016 3:47 PM GMT
must admit that when I opened this thread I half expected it to be offering the fantasy of a MFF with said two munters. Scared
Report mememe • January 10, 2016 3:47 PM GMT
JC ... I was jesting ... honest

That wee krankie doesn't turn me on at all with her come to bed eyes, school mistressly dress, heaving bosom, bewitching smile ...

nurse! nurse! quick, I've just had an accident in my pyjamas ... it's all sticky

and it smells like sh1tLaugh
Report boxingthefox • January 10, 2016 3:48 PM GMT
HH on form as usual. Laugh
Report Just Checking • January 10, 2016 3:51 PM GMT
MFF, is that something to do with wrestling?
Report Just Checking • January 10, 2016 3:52 PM GMT
"come to be eyes", she looks like she's not slept in a month and does cr*ck.
Report themightymac • January 10, 2016 3:52 PM GMT
Just Checking wouldn't get a ride with a doctor's line LaughLaughLaugh
Report Just Checking • January 10, 2016 3:59 PM GMT
Just ask your .., ok before I answer this which female member of your family is alive, and you'd be offended but not too offended if I made an allegation of having been "checked in" as it were .. LaughTongue Out
Report Just Checking • January 10, 2016 4:00 PM GMT
Just ask your Great Aunt FANNIE!

That'll do Blush
Report themightymac • January 10, 2016 4:04 PM GMT
None of my female relatives would go near you as none own a pair of tweezers and a magnifying glass LaughLaughLaugh
Report themightymac • January 10, 2016 4:11 PM GMT
Fud
Report Just Checking • January 10, 2016 4:12 PM GMT
I fear I've insulted Mighty Mac's Fuhrer have I, is he a member of the cult?
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