No steak pies left at M&S food hall today

travesty

OP .....have you paid that fine yet?

what you need is a nice birds eye turkey platter


gas mark 6 for 42 minutes

I don't do turkey

filthy birds

I like filthy birds.

spec Asian

I'm into Poles now, lots to choose from here.

ur too old to be dancing ffs

Got a South London girl now, never ever will I lay my paws on another woman as long as I live.

Hi Bito.

Are you taking your step ladder to Kempton on Boxing day?

nope,saving it for the ally pally next day

She a tall bird?

anyone fancy footing it ?

Ally Pally, fck me I've been there, God I feel old.

Ans Hurst park, Birmingham, etc, etc,

Dec 22, 2015 -- 10:36PM, SlippyBlue wrote:

Got a South London girl now, never ever will I lay my paws on another woman as long as I live.

Is she Nigerian?

Anybody who hasn't got a turkey for Christmas can't afford to buy one.

Gobbbbles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzIxx03ldOA

Are you the ghost of Stemac-past?

Have the visitations begun?

bodil , I'm awahha da noo, but I just wanted to wish you a merry Christmas, and more importantly a Happy New Year, GL Son, all the best.

And to you btf.  As I'm something of a domestic god, I shall be cooking for the ungrateful masses for the next several days.  Often drunk, always inspired.  Well, no one will be critical in case I spit in their food.  Actually the dog would be delighted if I spat in her food.  Anyway, you and yours have a good time.  Give my regards to your wife.  Glad we got that straight.

MARVELLOUS STIFF BODILY!

Thank you, bodil Thankfully my marriage days are behind me, but I will be seeing my daughter and granddaughter on boxing day. Hope you have a marvelous crimbo. GN and GL.

I am clutching my guinea fowl tightly - none of use barstewards are getting your hands on it!!!!!!  so there!!!

happy christmas one and all

I was in my local M&S yesterday,it was foookin mental, people scrumming over stuffing and party food,I always find alot of shoppers in M&S rude and up there own arse think they are better because they can afford,gets on my nerves........but the food is exceptionally good so I suffer it from time to time.

The pies are nice too mate,hope you get your mits on one!

^ LOL, that's exactly what it was like   I couldn't believe how busy it was. I deliberately went mid morning on Tuesday, a time when most of those feckers should be tied up in their sh1tty offices, but no - it was worse than a Saturday afternoon - absolutely heaving with them. Does Christmas start on the 22nd now ?  WTF ?? 

Anyway I've settled for a lovely bit of beef brisket and got a steak pie elsewhere.

we,re down from our usual 8 to just 4 for xmas lunch this year,so the wife and mother in law have gone for the all in approach with everything bought ready to bang in the oven from marks and sparks,shall report on the results on boxing day

dog eat dog in there this afters
claret veywhere

aldi,s cava 4 99 beat moet,and all supermarket own brand champagnes, if anyone wants to give it a try

This is one of the many things I dislike about this forum.  Mixing with all you common people and your cheap rubbish.

Mind you after a few bottles of bolly - it no longer matters what it is and cava is fine
There was a big blind taste of krug, bolly and the rest about 1980/1  I think
Krug came top

guess which was second???

think your missing the point ,the tests prove oiks like yourself without the lable to guide you cant tell the difference between a bottle of 5 quid plonk and the expensive stuff,typical of the heads up your arse attitude of people confusing cost with quality,tesco mince buys 33p each came out on top in front of fortum and masons £2 35p each pies

not its not

a jolly good bolly def tastes good

the answer to the blind taste by 'experts'!!!

Sainsburys vintage  and it was cheap in those days.

and yes tesco mince pies are excellent