Any one ever had a seriously itchy bell end?

Here comes the dripping!!!

Once bitten mucker an all that..

Thrush and can take ages to get rid of apparentlyand coupled with cystitis...

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Haha, but i tink the little phucker has eaten part of my name already..

What you been up to Guinness?

Cut out the alcohol until after the new year celebrations and drink more water and cranberry juice.

I'm saying new soap powder 100/1, otherwise me and penicillin are going to become good friends..

Apart from UTI it can be caused by p1ssing too often and strong urine as a result of dehydration. Cranberry juice has mild antiseptic properties and drinking water solves dehydration. As they say, if symptoms persist get it seen to.

Cranberry juice it is. I'm orf to mummys..

Don't forget the 50 guineas consultation fee for Dr Foin.

circumcision. i hear it's practically painless and you can forego the anaesthetic.

To my knowledge I've never had an itchy todger but the missus has just got a cold sore due to stress and has refused to give me any head until it has cleared up as it could cause discomfort to the crown jewels Better safe than sorry I suppose.

Clotrimazole. Thank me later.

Plenty of Deep Heat should do the trick. Use liberally.

They guy on the other thread with an itchy hole, maybe his partner used Deep, Heat instead of lube?

herpes.org.uk

Most unseemly thread

pp Lord Snooty.

For all things itchy get a good red chilly (Piri Piri is good).

Chop finely, and add to a favourite moisturiser.

Now apply it to the itchy area, and the important part is to run around, shouting "Jesus Christ, Forking hell", and repeat until the itching stops.

Hope that helps....