Twitter....What the hell is it all about?

Thinly veiled had enough of Chit Chat

Did I disappoint you or let you down?
Should I be feeling guilty or let the judges frown?
'Cause I saw the end before we'd begun,
Yes I saw you were blinded and I knew I had won.
So I took what's mine by eternal right.
Took your soul out into the night.
It may be over but it won't stop there,
I am here for you if you'd only care.
You touched my heart you touched my soul.
You changed my life and all my goals.
And love is blind and that I knew when,
My heart was blinded by you.
I've kissed your lips and held your hand.
Shared your dreams and shared your bed.
I know you well, I know your smell.
I've been addicted to you.
Goodbye my lover.
Goodbye my friend.
You have been the one.
You have been the one for me.

When I first about Twitter and that Stephen Fry was a big fan, I just knew it would be sh1te.

And that's been good enough for me so far ...

It's OK to follow Stephen Fry


...just not into the toilets

why?

Does his sh1t smell?

No. he hogs the glory hole.

.....but why do you want to "follow" people?

I just don't get all this "Tweet" stuff!

What's in it for me?

If I was really half interested, I guess I could ask my son, who sent a personal caricature to some "chefy" foody presenter, who's name
escapes me, and he, allegedly "tweeted" it to 65,000 followers!!!

Give me a couple of days and I'll put it up for you.

some people loike to chat about their lifes

Is that like the famous "Oi'll Give It Foive" Janice Nichols, on Juke Box Jury?

Chrasmiss Shapping yam in Lye

As said above AP, you wouldn't like it... it's full of people posting smug, inconsequential shyte about their everyday lives that no other fecker is interested in.

Twitter is really only useful for famous people to put messages up so that their followers have up to the minute information on what the twitter poster is doing or going to be doing.

For the likes of Joe Public, it's not particularly useful at all to post anything because no one is going to be reading it apart from a few close friends and family maybe.

Without any followers you could be on there talking to yourself.

If someone follows you....you follow them back if you want to....and vice-versa.  It's a load of nonsense really but some of it is a good laugh and some of it is interesting. and you build up a lot of followers. But obviously you don't have to read every tweet from all your followers. The idea is to create a list of a select group of people on twitter that interest you and just read their streams.

When you retweet and respond to people you will make twitter friends.......

You might even become popular on twitter !

As said above AP, you wouldn't like it... it's full of people posting smug, inconsequential shyte about their everyday lives,
that no other fecker is interested in. Shocked

Very droll Clouseau!!!

Do any of you follow anyone, and if so who, and why?

I wouldn't even be getting these feking stupid "follow me" messages if someone hadn't put it on my PC!

Facebook is bad enough and I only have thirteen friends.

You might even become popular on twitter !

According to  daughter, I have some sort of popularity with her friends, and others, in Australia on Facebook.