Has anyone adopted a polar bear

Whatever you do don't get 2 of them or you'll end up bipolar.

you'd have to be minted

I've nominated my ex for one..

£3 to buy a blanket for Syria now

Tigers available for £3 a month now, but only 3200 of them left

Save the Children available at £2 a month

ever seen the wages of these CEO charities

i nearly adopted one, but i didnt want to have to tell him when he was 18, that i wasnt his real dad

^ He would eat you by the age of 4.

Hercules the grizzly did not eat anyone. Mrs Robin has a book out now about the late , great Herk. Available at all good bookshops and Amazon.

Lovely faithful pets and great with the kids but had to take mine back to the Arctic when the local fishmonger stopped stocking seals after protests from animal rights activists... these would-be do-gooders just don't understand the knock on effects of their actions.

"Has anyone adopted a polar bear"
Where would you phukin keep it ?..

When the kids were small we had one as a pet. It got out of its cage one night and we couldn't find it. We looked everywhere and the kids were understandably upset, as they'd become fond of it.

Anyway, it just turned up a week later, none the worse for wear. I think it survived because of its ability to store food in its cheeks.

The pet shop that sold it to us did advise that they could become ferocious, but we thought they were teasing. Unhappily it died after a couple of years, before it could grow into an adult polar bear.

They make great pets if you have small (not large, mind) children.

GL

£3 for a polar bear sounds good to me ,after I spent £40,000 on a foooooking donkey

I got my picture taken with Hercules. He was a nice Bear.

... I was right next to him and I didn`t feel intimidated at all. Andy was more intimidating.

Did you have a pint with him Mac?

Dec 8, 2015 -- 4:26PM, mememe wrote:

When the kids were small we had one as a pet. It got out of its cage one night and we couldn't find it. We looked everywhere and the kids were understandably upset, as they'd become fond of it.Anyway, it just turned up a week later, none the worse for wear. I think it survived because of its ability to store food in its cheeks.The pet shop that sold it to us did advise that they could become ferocious, but we thought they were teasing. Unhappily it died after a couple of years, before it could grow into an adult polar bear.They make great pets if you have small (not large, mind) children.GL

Yes dunlaying, I was fortunate to do so on a number of occasions. Mind you I never had the courage to tell Hercules that he was on the bell.

Was going to post a photo of Andy and Hercules behind the bar pouring a pint and the 2 of them wrestling in the car park but the moderators rebuked the photos. ffs, ridiculous when one sees some of the **** they allow.

yes indeed

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I adopted one called Cyril, great at first, then he discovered Chit Chat, he now spends all day fcking about on his computer doesn't want to go out, help with the shopping, or the household chores, he's put on 25 stone the fat unt. just wants to eat crisps and drink cans of wife beater (Stella), I have taken out an a High court writ to recover costs but the 'brave' high court sheriffs won't come near the house, I'm at my wits end, my advice is run a mile people do not adopt one!!!

They would not let you put a photograph on here? Are they Yanks Mac?

dunlaying, replace the Y with a W and your'e there,

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BF moderators dunlaying. Why would they censor a photo of Hercules having a pint and another of him and Andy wrestling in the car park? The world has gone mad with all this pc stuff imo.

The Yanks shoot these magnificent creatures for "sport". We buy them a pint

For anybody who hasn`t heard of Wojtek or seen the film "A Beer For A Bear" it`s a magnificent film and well worth a watch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giRwps3_0bA

They do indeed that is when they are not shooting innocent women and children....or Canadians!

Is that pic above ...Bear back scuttling a blonde ?
Mind you he must be doing a good job - she's got a smile on her face .