let's have a daftest mussie rule thread. I'll start ...

1. It is a sin to pluck your eyebrows.

2. It is against Islamic doctrine to have pictures in your home.

3. If a Muslim wife refuses to wear a veil, others will see her as her husband's slave rather than his wife.

4. The punishment for having unmarried sex is whipping with a hundred lashes and then being exiled for a year.

5. Getting into Paradise is usually not a sure thing. Your good deeds must outweigh your bad deeds, but who knows for sure if they do? But there are three things you can do to guarantee you'll make it to Paradise: a) killing a non-Muslim in battle, b) if two of your children were killed fighting for Allah, or c) memorizing the ninety-nine names of Allah.

6. Allah not just allows, but encourages Muslims to deceive non-Muslims if it will further the goals of spreading Islam.

7. Women are not allowed to wear hair extensions or a wig.

8. Wearing the color yellow is forbidden.

9. A Muslim must avoid yawning. Mohammad said, "Yawning is from Satan."

10. Dogs should be killed. All dogs.

11. Mohammad recommended women breastfeed young men. Then the men are considered family and would be allowed to talk to the woman unveiled. However, once she breastfed him, he would not be allowed to marry her.

12. It is a sin to lie on your back and cross your feet.

Fook me BB

I only wanted to know how I could get a few virgins, well only one or two would be nice for starters ... but I'm too young to die.

this fred should run and run.

How about you introduce a rule for Muslims.

If you travel to Syria you can't come back.

Stop making things up bb, how do they heard their goats ?

"12. It is a sin to lie on your back and cross your feet." My ex missus was deffo not a Mussie then. Or maybe she was and just sinned every night!!!. OOOHHHH if only I knew then what I...........

I pulled this out of a long ramble from the bbc

They are shocked by the appalling rates of theft, drunkenness, drug addiction, sex outside marriage, abortions, ##### rape of children##### and old ladies, homosexuality - especially when it is being put forward as quite normal and an acceptable alternative sexual lifestyle; homosexuals in positions of authority (from teachers to MPs).

RAPE OF CHILDREN - I could hardly hold myself up!!!

Their desire to introduce new blasphemy legislation under that dreaded Islamophobia™ banner is daft in itself.
In these enlightened modern times how do you reconcile it?

If someone said that it is highly unlikely that the Quran was dictated by God - 
That's not only an atheist belief but is also the belief of Sikhs, Hindus, Christians, Jews, and ex-Muslims, etc., then:

i) What is being said is true.
ii) Appalled and seething Moslems will describe this truth as both blasphemous & Islamophobic™.
iii) Their proposed law would've made Islamophobia™ illegal.
iv) Ergo the truth will be illegal.

They have all miss understood his name, he was actually signing his signature. He was Irish M.O'Hammed is his actual name, one of the Galway O,Hammeds.