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As an instrument of Male Genital Mutilation the car should be crushed !
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Why the f*** is it an Audi TT anyway?
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How many more cuts can the poor, oppressed, multibenefitrecipients of Newham take!!!!
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More like an Ow!-di imo.
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Surprised the car park owner didn't clamp it.
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If you are in the north and east London area and somebody approaches you with an offer of cut-price pork scratchings please contact your local constabulary at your soonest convenience...
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![]() ![]() Clouseau, class!! |
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thanks for the tip Clouseau
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I just bought three packets for the price of two, I thought it was a snip
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Police located the vehicle after a tip-off.
It came from one of the officers brothers, a force-kin tip-off. Taxi! |
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Very inventive Desmond....
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Des. |
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My mate went into Hospital to have a skin graft over his eyes ...plus a circumcision at the same time.
Anyway ...two doctors were discussing the case and one said - look I've had an Idea - why don't we use the skin off his knob for the skin graft over his eyes ? Well said the Doctor sounds OK but it'll make him a bit "**** eyed" ! Ah said the other Doctor ...but he'll have bloody good foresight ! |
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For a moment I thought you were going to say they joined the two up and every time he winked he w@nked.
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Clouseau
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Serious question. In what sense is this an ambulance? It's a car, possibly untaxed if ambulances are exempt.
From OP: The Audi TT, which was used to respond to home circumcisions -- seriously, htf can this be an emergency? |
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It's Newham, we must fund everything without question!.
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didnt cmat say he was jewish?
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I'll TIP you off if he wants you to know.
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whats the world coming to
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