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a MILF, like my dentist?
I posted on here about my dentist being a MILF and it caused a frenzy amongst the chit chatters, especially when I said she wore a short skirt when she examined my teeth!
I hardly noticed though!!
So now a new lady optician - I'll let you know.
I posted on here about my dentist being a MILF and it caused a frenzy amongst the chit chatters, especially when I said she wore a short skirt when she examined my teeth!
I hardly noticed though!!
So now a new lady optician - I'll let you know.
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If it turns out she's a looker I'm going to be very suspicious.
In the same way I started to cotton on to the letters in jazz mags being made up by the editorial staff.
Although that was after reading several hundred of them to be fair.
In the same way I started to cotton on to the letters in jazz mags being made up by the editorial staff.
Although that was after reading several hundred of them to be fair.
Guy couldn`t stop playing with himself. Doctor warns him that he must stop otherwise he`ll go blind.
"But, I enjoy it Dr", he says.
"I`m telling you, stop now or you`ll go blind", replies the doctor.
He thinks for a minute and asks, "Can I do it until I`m needing glasses"!
"But, I enjoy it Dr", he says.
"I`m telling you, stop now or you`ll go blind", replies the doctor.
He thinks for a minute and asks, "Can I do it until I`m needing glasses"!
Polish bloke goes to Specsavers.
Kicking off with the eye exam the optician shows him a screen with the letters:
'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'
"Can you read that?" the optician asked.
"Read it?" the Polish guy says, "I work with him!"
Kicking off with the eye exam the optician shows him a screen with the letters:
'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'
"Can you read that?" the optician asked.
"Read it?" the Polish guy says, "I work with him!"
Guy goes to the optician complaining about his sight. Optician takes him outside and asks him what he sees when looking skyward. "The Sun", he says. "How far do you want to effing see", relies optician.
Back to the opening post. It`s not a dentist or optician he needs to see but a psychiatrist. 
The fact that you need to visit the opticians surely casts some doubt on your earlier appraisal of the dentist. Photographic evidence will be required in future.
I'm back.
New optician lady was very professional and efficient. Not really a looker geddit ... optician, looker
I might take mightymac's advice and try a psychiatrist ... don't go back to dentist until next April
But thanks to you all for your interest in my well being - it's great to know you care
New optician lady was very professional and efficient. Not really a looker
geddit ... optician, lookerI might take mightymac's advice and try a psychiatrist ... don't go back to dentist until next April
But thanks to you all for your interest in my well being - it's great to know you care
Mememe, I've got a gorgeous woman Doctor and she put her finger up my bottom a few months ago.
Fella goes to the eye hospital. Doctor says what can I do for you today. Fella pulls out a tin with a big turd in it. Doctor says I think your in the wrong department. Fella says no, when I do one of these my eyes water.
makemyhay
what ... a finger up your bottom to test your eyes!!
what ... a finger up your bottom to test your eyes!!
My doctor said I should stop masturbating, "why I enquired"......."Because I'm trying to examine you she replied!!!!!
Guess who I bumped into in Specsavers..........................................................Everyone!!
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