Let's be honest Mother Earth would be a happier place without humans ?

It would be a better place imo, if people knew when to use a question mark and when not to.

Unless of course you type in AQI.

remove human from OQ and replace religon

replace with religion*

But who would cut the grass?

God's natural lawn mowers

theres still a place for man in this world .



the pub

I sadly agree. The world needs to start again. Lets face it, it's fcked.

Or maybe just no muslims.

I've sometimes wondered about this myself but animals can be pretty brutal.

I've a feeling nature will take its course. We're an arrogant species, only "ruled" the plant for a split second in cosmic time, we'll probably wipe ourselves out, and some other species will take over, like an insect.

I just want to be part of it. Which is what I told the magistrate when I was caught in a compromising position with a cockroach. Sorry, I meant YOUR MUM

Ever watched a David Attenborough doco?? Ffs it's scary stuff!

it was more violent before man came along -  i;m no expert ,in fact i'm an idiot -but i'd still wager this is the msost peaceful time ever on earth.

those dinosaurs didn't mess about with pleasantries

I entirely agree , there would be 10,000 more species without human,s. if people see something interesting they shyoot it !

What would be the point if there were no humans?

It would be better if only trees existed.

and giraffes.

"What would be the point if there were no humans?"

Here is a man who watches the wrong kind of pre-historic filth videos, the nasty dinosaur on dinosaur stuff.

It's a common problem, ..... I hear.

Just horses. Even when they're a bit miffed with each other they don't kill.

I love horses :)
I really do, it's not random comment.
And they love me, put me in a field near a horse, they'll run over. Horses love me :)

The STRANGE thing is perhaps I,unlike women, don't want to ride them!

We are the animals only hope - they are all doomed without us.

If there were no humans then there'd be no cars. A world without Jaguars and Corvettes and Alfa Romeos etc etc would just be total sh1t.

Yep what a beautiful place the earth would be without humans...

I dont think british horseracing would be anywhere near as good if it was left to the horses. Getting them to line up for the start of the grand national would be a nightmare

Agree. The joint would be sh1t without humans. Who would make bacon?

Can anyone name five positive things Human's bring to Mother Earth ?

It can't be that hard can it ... Only a simple five things ....

Cars

Steam trains

Hot b1tches

Beer

Rugby

It's not all humans who are the problem it's most men. Just watch the news at night and it's all about blokes killing each other.

Nonsense, I have seen plenty of drunk women causing trouble and having cat fights. Some of them are just as bad as the men.

...They don't use guns, they use stilettoes!

The last thing an uncle of mine (salt of the earth, fought in the war, flat cap, steel worker, never did anybody any harm (apart from the war), typical old style English through and through), said "We should have left the planet to the animals".

Quite a profound statement for such a man.