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1. Sex with woman next door
2.Sex with woman next door but one ... You can see where this is going ... Oops wife looking over my shoulder ... 1. sex with wife 2. Shopping with wife for a new dress (for her) 3. Going out for a meal with wife ![]() |
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1) Nice juicy apple
2) Watching and having a bet on Test cricket 3) Burning off a boy racer in one of those SEAT thingamajigs at the lights. |
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1 Ham Shank
2 Decent night on the sauce 3 ^ The above. |
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Sex at 66, it's no distance I live at 62.
Cats Veg curries/betting (dead heat) |
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pity nor 69
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ha ha ha
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This is who lives at Number 66
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I've had worse. lol
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1.Betting on the gee gees
2.drinking 3.taking the dog out 4.taking the wife out. |
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1. baking cakes
2. self-flagellation 3. cross-words |
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1.making money
2.making money 3.making money Oh and did I memtion ....making money ![]() |
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walking ,and walking ,andmore walking .or something like that
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1, National Hunt racing
2, Phall Curry 3, Driving a soft top car on a sunny day in the countryside |
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1 - Being head over heels in love with my soulmate and the true love of my life who I first met 25 years ago and in a miracle chance encounter met her again this year after all that time.
2 - Spending every minute possible with the above. 3 - My Muttley. |
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1) Placing
2) Watching 3) Collecting |
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Aww, Slippy, that's lovely
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Thank you M-D
I still can't believe what has happened to me this year, life is good once again ![]() |
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Slippyblue's life story to be next year's John Lewis Christmas Ad
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![]() It would be a better one than this year's ![]() |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dauJvgrHSWI
best advert this year |
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The one i posted i thought was when old guy gets blasted by a rocket on the moon , turns it its for Devon people
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Love it
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Post that one too, then.
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Anyone from Devon
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I cant find the fecker
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Seeing my wife smile when I make her happy. Number one by miles. Nothing comes close.
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Eeternaloptimist, I think that is one of the nicest posts on chit chat that I have seen.
Chit chatters don't usually mention their wives except to say how they would much prefer to procreate with someone younger and fitter!!!!!! I think Omar Khayyam said it all, ' A Jug of Wine, a Loaf of Bread and Thou beside me singing in the Wilderness' Only I haven't found the 'Thou' part yet! |
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I'm available, annie.
But my username usually puts 'em off. ![]() |
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It is not nice, raspberry, but a typical man's choice, so I forgive you
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Fair answer, I suppose!
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Evening slippy, good to hear you`re well. Hope Mutley is running rings round you
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Well to be honest annie I'm not really of chit chat. I flit between forums but I guess my natural home is politics because I like the cut and thrust of debate. We all have our own ways of interacting with the world but to me none of it makes sense without having that special person beside me. So I tap away on these forums and elsewhere as I watch over her sleeping away and that fulfills me as it seems to fulfill her knowing I'm there.
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On the thou I'm hardly one to give advice but allowing your heart to be open risks it being broken but can also act like a lighthouse to the one.
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You don't seem like the usual 'chit chatter', but having said that I have been pleasantly surprised that the nasty ones seem to have mostly disappeared, probably banned
![]() It is a disappointment to me that I have never met the 'Thou', but I am happy on my own and the only thing I really miss about men is their ability to make me laugh. Funnily enough 'chit chat' has been instrumental in me deciding to not really bother about men again. It has been an eye opener at how horrible they can be! I was spoilt when I was younger because I was attractive, so never got to see how nasty they can be. 'Chit Chat' cured that ![]() |
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We never grow up annie. If I was a woman that would make me laugh as well. Love us despite our faults and the best of us will love you back despite yours.
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I'm not usually a Richard Curtis fan annie (apart from Blackadder) but I'd recommend his most recent and the advice of mother in, About Time. She says in essence that the beautiful are cursed because they aren't compelled to develop their personality. I'm sure that doesn't apply to you but equally this curse should reside with us men because it us who tend to prize physical attractiveness and then we wonder when we grow bored when we are drawn to women who put their best apples at the front of the stall.
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