How many trick or treaters have you killed this year?

I gave a few baking apples out.

I don't get involved anymore. Just leave the blinds open and the lights off.

Used to enter into the spirit, and have a joke with the little devils but it got ridiculous!

Droves of them and some too old and intimidating, and worst of all the gipsy kids with their parents and asking for money!

Treble your mistake is clear here. You've got two approaches: cellar, and they keep
coming, or head on a pike, and they keep away. Remember the saying:

"Bodies in the basementD
oesn't keep more sent
Put heads on a spike
Have a quiet night"!

My mum taught me that, god bless her, and the 7 consecutive life sentences.

I hate it when my letters creep to the sentence above when writing poetry.
Makes me want to kill

just up the road saw this deterrent in someone's front door..

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Were you just about to knock?