Fear not! Citizen Khan is back for a fourth series....

diversity ffs now thats a larf

Just wait till your Imam comes home!!! Bet the local mosque ain't too happy!!!The series is racist and homophobic. Any disabled?  No blacks?  No whiteys? Transgender(current flavour of the month) See - I learnt all this from reading the guardian
- ain't I clever!!!??
Sorry about this.

They should have an episode where one of his family joins ISIS resulting in a series of jocular japes. 
I reckon it'd go down a bomb so to speak.

Episode One: Citizen Khan is innocently walking down the street in central London when he bends down to tie one of his shoelaces and is inadvertantly caught up in a protest led by Anjem Choudry with hilarious consequences like being photographed burning the Union Jack, screaming abuse at a copper and carrying the black flag of ISIS.

Episode Two: Citizen Khan tries to take his extended family on a well deserved holiday to southern Turkey when their tour bus inadvertently strays into Syria with hilarious consequences. Episode finishes with the Khan family being rescued by the SAS and given compo by the British government for not having personally warned each of them of the potential dangers nor arresting them before they boarded the aircraft at Luton and sparing them needless hardship.

Episode Three:...

Clouseau

Episode Three: Whilst surfing the internet for supplies for his window box, Citizen Khan inadvertently presses the "Buy-it-Now" button for 40 barrels of fertiliser which he must collect himself, with hilarious consequences. He borrows an old transit van from a friend at the mosque, picks up the fertiliser, but is diverted by the malfunctioning sat-nav across Westminster Bridge at 2 o'clock in the morning where he breaks down outside the Houses of Parliament, unaware that the van has been stolen, hasn't got insurance or an MOT and he left a loudly ticking clock in the back...

BBC giving incentive to the 20 thousand Syrians soon to arrive to buy a tv license!

Episode Four: Citizen Khan visits his family in Pakistan. During the return flight the plane gets diverted to Budapest where a series of mishaps sees Citizen Khan, inadvertently, losing his passport and ending up in the back of a Romanian lorry, bound for Calais, alongside 49 other Pakistanis, with hilarious consequences.

Do you suppose that there any ANY white British people who watch this dreadful 'Fake Entertainment in the name of Enforced Diversity' programme and laugh along wholeheartedly? 

I can imagine there are quite a few 'progressive' and 'inclusive' lefty human tragedy types who pretended to like it, before giving up halfway through episode two of the first series. You know, the types who think Britain's establishment and institutions are 'hideously white'.

Would love to have been a fly on the wall when this programme was green-lighted.

I've never seen it. Is it any good?

I've seen a couple. The most cringe inducing aspect is the "warm and fluffy" canned laughter.

Episode Five: Citizen Khan lands himself a job as a mini-cab driver in Rotherham when...erm.................
....................
......... with hilarious consequences.

Open up your arms to diversity you bunch of fascist cretins. Vibrators, vibrants or vibrancy or something to lighten up your days.

Episode 10  Khan is elevated to the House of Lords for services
to charity and diversity.

Episode 11 : Sharia Law introduced, all white Europeans incarcerated on Isle of White and daily beheadings of 1000 commenced....

......with hilarious consequences.

(errr.....I have I gone too far ?)

Will it feature what appears to be a well sun tanned, bearded, yank rapper in gap t shirt, peaked hat reversed,latest baggy shorts and nike trainers.  With a full bin liner covered woman trailing on behind.  Just like you see on a monday morning in Marble Arch???

Episode 11 : Sharia Law introduced, all white Europeans incarcerated on Isle of White and daily beheadings of 1000 commenced....

......with hilarious consequences.

(errr.....I have I gone too far ?)


Yes, that comes in Series 5.

In years to come we'll all look back on CK with the same fondness and nostalgia as we do OF&H which was also not initially well received.

apparently its meant to be even funnier than previous ones ( if that's possible )

I don't think you are taking this multicultural experience seriously.
 
signed
Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells

I have laughed more at Clouseau's contributions to this thread (tremendous work) than at any episode of Citizen Khan ever.

And I am one of the people (like many of you) that think's it is sh1t, knows it is sh1t, but will still tune in to it for the sheer car crash voyeurism value of it. I can't really explain why I am so drawn.

i enjoy citizen khan, but clouseaus work on this thread are funny too

the series reminds me of 70 s sitcoms , hey ho

citizen khan is some sort of modern day frank spencer, why dont bbc just do some mothers do have em again,
.......it wouldnt be funny !

is citizen khan funny ? it makes me laugh

"......why don't bbc just do some mothers do have em again," They could call it "Some muslims do 'ave 'em" !

Some Mullahs Do 'ave 'em another possibility.

Tracking the life of a hapless fundamentalist Mullah with the obvious hilarious consequences.

Whats the big deal?  The BBC in another cr@p sitcom shocker.  Has this ever happened before?  Is there some law that says sitcoms featuring ethnics have to be funny?  The non ethnic ones are shit, this just balances things up.

.... this just balances things up. " Yes.It's no worse than Miranda,or Gavin and Stacey

"Some muslims do 'ave 'em"

surely "some muslims do 'ave 'em, then have a few more and then a few more, all at the British tax payers expense, having previously contributed nothing"

Episode Eight: Citizen Khan is on a humanitarian visit to Afghanistan working for the RSPCMGBBB (Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Men with Great Big Bushy Beards) when a series of mishaps sees him arrested by US special forces and detained without trial in Guantanamo Bay for 13 years with hilarious consequences.

On his release he is lauded by the left-wing press and sets out on a lecture tour of schools in the East-end of London teaching disaffected youth about the manufacture and deployment of Improvised Explosive Devices.... [erm ... best run this bit by our lawyers first; Head of BBC Comedy]

BUT HE IS BRITISH  cough cough!!!

Episode Nine: Citizen Khan is visited by his neice who asks him to intevene in an arranged marriage with her cross eyed cousin in Pakistan, with inevitable hilarious consequences.
Eager to prevent his brother resorting to an honour killing or throwing acid over his daughter, Citizen Khan threatens to expose his taxi firm as a thinly veiled front for child prostitution.

If there is anybody reading this working in the meeja can they kindly forward this thread to an appropriate television production company, please?

I think we are on to something and it would be a sure-fire ratings winner!

And it would be a vast improvement on the current version.

ttt

Watched for the first time on Friday.

Maybe didn't give it a chance, as the first ten minutes weren't happening for me!

Hard to believe this I know, but it seems the Great Man behind this alleged comedy programme hasn't always received a popular response from the pubic about the show. Far from it, although the article is a little shy of identifying the people who are guilty of the extreme response.

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https://uk.movies.yahoo.com/post/132465562941/citizen-khan-star-adil-ray-reveals-hes-had-death

For Citizen Khan fans on here, look out for HIGNFY tonight. The actor behind the massive hit comedy Adil Ray is a guest along with Julia Hartley-Brewer & Sir Francic Boyle.
Don't normally watch this but might give it a go.

Is he trying his hand at comedy?

Well, well, well.

Who would have thought that commissioning or green-lighting a 'comedy' programme on the basis of someone's ethnicity, faith, diversity, (rather than on the basis of actual comedy and merit) could result in such an execrable car crash of a programme? 

And on the basis of the disgraceful news (below) revealed this week, we can expect more disasters in this vein.

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http://creativeaccess.org.uk/opportunities

Enough of the this ethnic cr@p.  I want good old fashioned white English cr@p

I don't. I want programmes to be made on MERIT and TALENT, WHATEVER the Ethnicity of the programme-maker.

I draw the line at the Welsh

He's back!

f---ing garbage

I think it is utter bilge. What sort of viewing figures does it attract though?

It is rubbish and only on TV because of their desire for an ethnic balance.Give the glasgow Sikh a chance,he is funny.

Navid coming up soon