Would never have believed it Kenny, I was sure you were having a different chick every night You have shattered my illusions.

I had to meet a nurse called Julie for a first date, outside Whitechapel underground station, we were to go to the pub where my mates were for half an hour, then go on somewhere else .
Anyway there had been a delay in the trains and I was about half an hour late.
She was still waiting outside when I got there, "Sorry", I said. "Train was held up".

"That's alright" she replied,
"It's just that I'm dying for a shiit".

Well I was a little bit surprised, I don't think a woman had ever said that to me before.

Anyway, we got to the pub. Only a five minute walk away. The toilets were outside, so I entered alone while she dived into them.
My mates were there;
"I thought you were meeting a bird" says one, "Yeah, where is she?"
Well not thinking, nor being particularly chivalrous, I told them "She said she needed a shiit!".

As you can imagine, when she walked in a few minutes later to my mates' grins and questions about whether it was safe to go in there etc etc, we just had the one drink and left.

She was OK was Julie.

I suppose nurses are used to being around bodily functions and so just are more likely to call a spade a spade than say ... a beautician. A beautician is more likely to call tangerine a normal skin colour, so it kind of balances out .

Many years ago when I was young and in my prime having enjoyed an afternoon at the July corse walked a young lady back across the heath to Newmarket. "I'm  hot" she said as she removed her dress. Had no problem achieving my nomenclature that summer evening.

Did anyone else not find the original post a tad disturbing? 

As to Kenny's Countdown conundrum, I could only get up to five: witty, fatty and amity.  All of which, rather coincidentally, brought to mind my first date.

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I suppose nurses are used to being around bodily functions and so just are more likely to call a spade a spade than say


This is true. I remember c.1988 going to a party at nurses accommodation in Roehampton (my mates sister was one of the nurses).

Anyway, in the morning, I was talking to her and without batting an eyelid she walked into the toilet dropped her knickers and had a pee in full view. To say I was surprised was a bit of an understatement!