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brassneck
12 Sep 15 00:57
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I was talking to this guy today and I felt I should have been wearing sun glasses because his teeth were blinding me ,they were white as snow.
so I says to him"how come your teeth are so white"
he says"actually I have dentures but I will tell you why they are so white,i steep them in a liquid that is used for cleaning babies bottles.
he says ten minutes soak and I am smiling whiter that white.
I says "mind you don't poison yourself,there may be a bleaching agent in it"
he says"dont be silly brass,they are hardly going to put bleach in a liquid and then sell it to go into a baby bottle,for feck sake that would kill all the babies"
Anyhow it works,and I look ten years younger tonight after trying it,but I made sure to rinse my mouth out after brushing and made sure not to swallow any liquid.
be careful if you try it.dont poison yourself.
Pause Switch to Standard View ok,who wants sparkling white teeth?.
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Report doantwin2easy September 12, 2015 1:00 AM BST
what's it called brassneck?
Report brassneck September 12, 2015 1:07 AM BST
Milton,i got a clean cloth and rubbed each tooth and you would think I painted them,but be careful if you use it.
I think its a one off job and go back to regular brushing,but there is something in it that shifts coffee and smoke stains that normal brushing would never shift.Grin
Report doantwin2easy September 12, 2015 1:16 AM BST
ok thanks
Report brassneck September 12, 2015 1:21 AM BST
yes, im after checking on the internet,its seems safe enough ,its a sterilizer,and they sell it in tablet form also,so it must be safe enough.i would not like to poison all the forumites.LaughLaugh
Report anfeild September 12, 2015 2:39 AM BST
Watchdog done something on this awhile back. Be careful using the stuff. Some of the people trying the stuff ended up in a bad way.
Report anfeild September 12, 2015 2:40 AM BST
Better off going to a dentist. The stuff you buy can contain real bad **** and if your not careful you could end up in a bad way.
Report bix September 12, 2015 8:29 AM BST
The price of vanity.
Report Back High Lay Low September 12, 2015 10:43 AM BST
bit racist imo
Report Foinavon September 12, 2015 11:31 AM BST
Milton sterilising fluid contains sodium hypochlorite which is also the active ingredient in chlorinated bleach. I won't be using it to clean my teeth.
Report Eeternaloptimist September 12, 2015 11:44 AM BST
brasso will be back on when he returns from the dentist. On a more positive note he made a good few quid from the tooth fairy.
Report desperatemunter September 12, 2015 2:45 PM BST
just got back from Boots with a gallon of the stuff - how much do I drink again?
Report Jack Hacksaw September 12, 2015 3:12 PM BST
Laugh
Report Just Checking September 12, 2015 5:17 PM BST
The above product to appear shortly in "What are you drinking tonight" Laugh

I thought about that tooth whitening stuff you can get in boots etc but apparently it can soften/weaken the enamel as it's fairly harsh stuff. I'd rather have normal coloured tough teeth than whitened and softened decay prone teeth.
Report Just Checking September 12, 2015 5:18 PM BST
I know someone with false teeth and they use "sterident" but I think they might also have used household bleach as well sometimes.
Report brassneck September 12, 2015 7:35 PM BST
hi guys,i had a sore throat this morning and I am blaming that stuff I took last night,so be ultra careful.but when I looked in the mirror and seen a young handsome man with sparkling white teeth the pain went away.
I went for a walk and smiled at all the chicks that passed me by,i got loads of returned smiles.GrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrin
Report Platini September 12, 2015 7:41 PM BST
that's the problem with false teeth, they're too white. you can spot them a mile away.
Report Jack Hacksaw September 12, 2015 7:51 PM BST
'hi guys,i had a sore throat this morning and I am blaming that stuff I took last night,so be ultra careful.but when I looked in the mirror and seen a young handsome man with sparkling white teeth the pain went away.
I went for a walk and smiled at all the chicks that passed me by,i got loads of returned smiles.GrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrin'


Did you check your zip wasn't undone?
Report brassneck September 12, 2015 8:53 PM BST
think I will get an agent and do a few toothpaste ads.Grineven the smiley face looks like me.Grin
Report Mick Sturbs September 13, 2015 10:12 AM BST
Whilst using milton on false teeth is probably fine i wouldn't recommend it for natural teeth.It is used diluted for cleaning baby bottles and putting it on real teeth would remove the stains but it may remove most of the enamel too..CryNot a good idea methinks
Report kincsem September 13, 2015 10:13 AM BST
And the average age of forumites is?
Report uncle nasty September 14, 2015 12:15 AM BST
toilet duck ocean fresh, brush then gargle
Report Makybe_Diva September 16, 2015 8:23 PM BST
Laugh
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