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How to get a girlfriend?
How to get a girlfriend?
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After hard gym sessions hormones are all over the place. Obviously being a guy with a six pack and nice smile will be more effective but even a fat chit chatter has half a chance
Walking dog most be the easiest way to meet desperate single women. The daddy of them all is to pay for stuff with £50 notes and tell them ur a pro gambler |
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OP the work place is the best to find birds if you have no social life left. Presumably you don't work (as per most on this forum) maybe you could do a few hours a week voluntary? Or join some evening class maybe? Find somewhere where there is plenty of women obviously. You need to have access to women to pull them.
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Stay away from them.
Me ma says they're "dirty"! |
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How many gurflen you wan?
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Hi Raspberry.
How are you? |
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Ignore her, Raspberry!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoedlXS3XD4
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^ Strawberry, even
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romance is dead
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you've not dated for 6 years , have you slightly misspelled your forum name?
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Go to "Speed Dating" with a Halfords Top Rubber hose down yer trousers !
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Two things not to do....dont turn up to your first date in a transit van with blacked out windows....and secondly, if dating a larger lady, telling her she doesnt sweat much for a "fat bird", isnt usually viewed as a compliment...
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How to get a girlfriend?
Act like a total c**t. Being nice gets you nowhere because women are stupid. |
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Don't despair, it came as a surprise to me when I realised many years ago that women are just as stupid as men.
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I was married for 16 years to a hideous money grabber, got divorced, lost my lovely house as she had nothing and the judge was completely on her side. I never thought I'd be in love again after that horrendous experience which cost me about £600K.
Lo and behold, I was walking Muttley 2 months ago and stopped off for a mid afternoon livener on the way back to my house and a truly beautiful woman approached me whilst I was sitting on my own with my pint, my dog and checking out the days racing ahead on my phone. We are now going to get married and in all my years (I'm 49 tomorrow) I have never known a feeling of such love and adoration ever. You just don't know what or who is waiting around the corner in life and I have never been happier in my entire life.  |
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Good on yer slippy,always find that when I am out walking the dogs I get chatting to women. Labradors are especially good at pulling birds !
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You met her 2 months ago and are getting married Slippy ?
 What the fack was in that pint ? |
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Yeah I find that when I'm sitting on my own drinking reading the racing women find it very attractive.
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treetop, my dog is a Pomeranian, he is an absolute chick magnet of the highest order and without walking him that afternoon I would have never met my soulmate!
PF, it was a lager top and my first beer of the day! |
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That is exactly what happened Ron Pillock, not bothered if you believe me or not but that is precisely what happened.
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Not working for me. Maybe because I'm drinking White Lightening out of a can and my dog's on a piece of string.
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This has to end in tears slippy, the new lady is bound to want the dog put to sleep next !
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Nobody is putting my doggy to sleep! She loves him. |
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You met her 2 months ago and are getting married Slippy ?
Sounds like someones visa is about to expire.  |
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There's a few good international web sites where you can arrange to meet that special lady for marriage or companionship.
Just be careful to inspect the photo's carefully. I feel into that trap, although I have to say I've never watched so much footie, the garden has never looked so good and there's always someone to put the bins out. |
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The sound of pitter patter feet seems inevitable
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Sounds like someones visa is about to expire.Silly...
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Lovely story, Slippy, but why on earth are you getting married? Can't see the logic given your past experience. Is she loaded or something?
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Try getting a professional photographer to take a few pics and put them up on a dating site,it's the way forward imho.
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what are you going to say to people in years to come including your kids "how did you two meet"..."we met through a computer"....never mind dating sites, the best way is the natural way, join classes, the gym, volunteer, but don't meet people though your laptop it's a bit soulless imo. It's all well and chatting away on forums between trades but I wouldn't fancy meeting up with some of the wack jobs on here for a drink
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Well it worked for me.....Plenty Times.
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I knew the future Mrs Blue 25 years ago, she was a barmaid in my local, nothing happened back then but I had a partner then and and she just came up to me and said you are Jason aren't you? We have hardly spent a minute apart since then. I just can't believe what has happened since then. Lost my Dad, got divorced, lost my Mum this year, things were not going well. I was drinking heavily, gambling heavily every day but now I have a wonderful joie de vivre back in my world which I had pretty much given up on ever happening again.
Yes ImSoLucky, we are trying for a baby! |
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Awww that's nice Slippy..
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Bit of good news acey deucy that I wanted to share with chit chat! So much bad news about, funerals, family ill health you know, the usual bad stuff we all have to deal with. Now we are planning on getting a B and B on the Sussex coast to spend the rest of our life together running a business.
 Me doing all the cooking, Mrs. Blue being front of house |
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She is absolutely loaded Oz,I'm not short of a few shekels either but that's totally irrelevant. I'm not impressed by wealth, I'm not a greedy man, I have always been OK in that department anyway. Just head over heels in love, I wouldn't care if she lived in a tree house! Everyone is really happy for us both that after 25 years in what was a million to one encounter we found each other again.
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Good Luck Mate !!
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Good Luck Mate !!
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Thank you, I'm completely rejuvenated !
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What a story!
Brilliant stuff, Slippy. Good luck to you! |
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Brilliant stuff Slippy!
Hope it all works out tickety-boo for you. |