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04 Sep 15
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Hi, I'm nearly 40, fit and healthy, divorced with a 6 yr old kid and haven't dated for 6 years.
Can't be arsed with internet dating ( mainly because my photo seems to put women off ) and don't like hanging out down the pub.
Any tips for meeting women? I know this is the right place to ask.
Can't be arsed with internet dating ( mainly because my photo seems to put women off ) and don't like hanging out down the pub.
Any tips for meeting women? I know this is the right place to ask.
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Post your photo so I can see where you're going wrong.
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Some people are not photogenic, im in that category but i get i eyed up daily. (i think)
Judging people by a photo is just plain stupid. |
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visit the chit chat pub
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next time you see a girl,tell her to get her coat you are taking her out.
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Stick with the internet dating, just get some pictures of
another man uploaded, bingo! your now halfway there, ie the meeting/date |
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There was a programme on young people in China on BBC3 this week. There is huge pressure put on them by their parents to be married by the time they are 25. Men are outnumbering women because of the one child policy so they showed this guy loitering in the street stopping any woman he liked the look of and asking her to swap numbers. The first two told him to go away but the third gave him her number. You could try that.
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I am telling you again,tell her to get her coat you are leaving her home,this chat up line always worked for Eddie Irvine the formula 1 racing driver.
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As you have a young child, the school run would seem to be the obvious place, lots of single mums and you'll have your kids to talk about as an easy opening line.
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Simple plan:
Go to nearest decent sized supermarket and loiter around the deli counter. When a lady that takes your fancy approaches the counter and starts eying up the goods then sidle up to her from behind and whisper in her ear, "I've got a pound of sausage that you can nibble on if you like." (n.b. it is important that she doesn't can't confirm it was you at this point.) When she turns around in disgust, you also turn and go and punch the closest innocent male bystander whilst exclaiming that you heard what he said and were similarly disgusted by his behaviour. She will be impressed by your heroism and apologetic that she assumed it was you... you are in... never fails, try it. |
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How about a refugee?, there are loads to choose from and I'm sure there must be some attractive single women amongst them.
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church.
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he hasn't got a prayer
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Ginger??
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Pulling birds is easy
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you'ream idiot, i am in exactly the same boa as you even with a 6 year old daughter, go on eharmony, put up a photo that is vaguely ok. If youve got bad teeth keep your mouth shut. Women like personality more than looks. You will get loads of dates. I have a fantastic bird now with very little effort on my part
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Did it come from the pet shop?
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Do you not have time to go out and meet people ?!
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MARVELLOUS STIFF HOWARD!
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Find a girl you fancy and just follow her about. Hang around her place of work or home.
Women love attention. |
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Never tried this myself but a friend swears by it. Join a gym and go regularly. After a while you spark up friendships with others and you never know - She might just be one of them. Good luck!
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i used to go down my local gym, but there was never anyone else there. The only conversation I would spark up was with the old bloke who'd sign me in
have you got money in your bank account? if so then you should have no problem attracting a mate. thai brides/ ukrainian girlfriends/ sugar daddy websites are all good options for you. |
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Walk around your local shopping centre with your plonker out in the erect position and see what happens. Ladies love confidence.
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do you have a basement with chains?
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Now you're talking
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Have you thought about posting on a random internet forum mainly populated by fat alcoholic gambling blokes?
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"Find a girl you fancy and just follow her about, Hang around her place of work or home"
You'd get done by the Police as a "stalker" |
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Buy a cute dog and take walkies twice a day, women who would never talk to you will bend over backwards to, trust me.
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I must have struck up conversations with dozens this year alone.
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... to give you a b l o w j o b
1. You spill coffee down your trousers and then tell her you have to take them off and rinse out the coffee to avoid a stain; 2. (You've already had the prescience to train a pet wasp to come at your command and settle on you without stinging). You then whistle the wasp to come and settle on your exposed todger (you're best to have spread a bit on jam on it earlier - your todger, not the wasp - or it may settle on your knee); 3. you then pretend the wasp has stung you, that you're allergic to wasp stings , and that could she suck the poison out before you go into shock. It works every time |
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Tell her that there's a party in your pants and she's invited - It can't fail
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We were once sitting next to a bunch of girls who were swapping photo's. One was looking at a baby and said "I'd love a wee baby"
Quick as a flash I said "wanna go half whack with a bastard?" My greatest ever chat up line, perhaps the O/P should try that in Tesco's next time he's there. |
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6 months to live quote
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hang around kebab shop at 2 am with a taxi on standby..purchase a couple of large donners
and entice a fat bird with the offer of kebab and a free taxi...never fails. |
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The "join a gym' idea is cr@p!
True, there are some fit people there of both genders, but even making I contact is an invasion of their space! They are there for one reason only, and often in limited time, and will not be happy to have some, 'over the hill reject' getting in the way of that! Most of the members wear head phones in any case, and that is partly to distance people, and not just for the music (a bit like people on the tube) with headphones and a magazine. |
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....fek me....*eye contact
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They are there for one reason only, and often in limited time, and will not be happy to have some, 'over the hill reject'
getting in the way of that! |
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Trying swimming Saturday mornings or Sundays with your young lad , must be plenty t1ts on offer at the baths
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Get out to some of the women's cricket and football matches. Take your lad you might both enjoy it.
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