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Best film lines.
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"Ever since I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster. To me that was better than being president of the United States. To be a gangster was to own the world."
Henry Hill,Goodfellas. |
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Mikael D'Haguenet 05 Sep 15 13:00
"...then she stepped on the ball."  |
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Alan Ladd and Jack Palance,just before the latter gets blasted:
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"I've heard about you Wilson" "Oh,what have you heard Shane?" "I've heard you're a low down Yankee lier".
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Another Classic.
 Butch Cassidy: Alright. I'll jump first. Sundance Kid: No. Butch Cassidy: Then you jump first. Sundance Kid: No, I said. Butch Cassidy: What's the matter with you? Sundance Kid: I can't swim. Butch Cassidy: Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill you. Sundance Kid: Oh, ****... |
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"The sound of your pi$$ hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren't in my food chain. I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend."
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My Last One From Layercake.
Crazy Larry: ****g females is for poofs. |
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"Go home and get your shine box " .Billy Bats to Tommy DeVito. Goodfellas.
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Christopher Walken man on fire: A man can be an artist... In anything, food, whatever. It depends on how good he is at it. Creasey's art is death. He's about to paint his masterpiece.
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man on fire is a great film, denzel goat
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Yeah man on fire is quality alright. Denzel is top notch. Heard the equalizer is excellent as well.
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Jack Nicholson
“I’m just your average horny little devil.” .. The Witches of Eastwick “Heeeere’s Johnny!” .. The Shining |
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Leon: Bring me everyone. What you mean everyone. Everyone. Gary Oldman.
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Yes, we'll buy this place; and we'll install a ****g jukebox in here,to liven all of you stiffs up a bit.
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No, thank you, I take it black, like my men.
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anfeild u must have seen crimson tide? if not thats quality aswell
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I nearly posted that Goodfella's line myself, MadVlad. It's a good 'un.
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Yeah seen crimson tide. Good film. Fav densel film the hurricane.
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Yeah goodfellas one is a classic. What a film.
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Whose the fella who owns this sh&thole was some entrance in the last scene of unforgiven.
Then Bang You are a cowardly son of a B%tch, you just killed an unarmed man. Well he should have got armed before he decorated his salon with my friend. |
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Personally love many of the long dialogue scenes in Tarantino movies. The following one is brilliant.
Mr Orange asks what happens if the manager wont give up the diamonds. Mr White comes out with this....... When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says ****g **** after that. You might get some bitch talk **** to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the **** up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to **** around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a bitch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco. |
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Love the scene in the Departed. You calling us c*nts.
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"I never knew the Third Reich meant Germany!"
"I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' ****s to go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch" "I want those little paint-happy bastards caught and hung up by their buster browns" "Unless your father is on the board of directors of another company, you and I are gonna have a very tough time doing business together! "I only tell you one time, don't **** me Tony, don't you ever try to **** me" "You wanna laugh, this prick last week asked me to christen his kid, yeh for 7 thousand!" "You're the King of Kings, Arnold" "He must have thought it was White Boy Day, it ain't White Boy Day is it?" "Motorboat, you play the motorboat, plwwwwww, plwwwww, you motorboating son of a bitch, you old sailor you" "Tell him that ehm Ramone went to the clinic today and I found out that I have ehm Herpes Simplex 10 and I think Victor should go check himself out with his physician to make sure everything is fine before things start falling off on the man" "Hit me Chief, I got the moves" "Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here" "A momentary loss of muscular co-ordination, alright, a few extra foot pounds of energy per second, per second" |
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Five Easy Pieces (Jack Nicholson)
[Bobby wants plain toast,which isn't on the menu] Bobby: I'd like an omelet,plain,and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast,no mayonnaise,no butter,no lettuce.And a cup of coffee. Waitress:A #2,chicken salad sand.Hold the butter,the lettuce,the mayonnaise and a cup of coffee.Anything else? Bobby: Yeah,now all you have to do is hold the chicken,bring me the toast,give me a check for the salad sandwich,and you haven't broken any rules. Waitress:You want me to hold the chicken,huh? Bobby:I want you to hold it between your knees. |
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"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
BLONDIE (Clint Eastwood) to TUCO (Eli Wallach) The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly |
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You've got to ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
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Lady to Groucho Marx "If you were my husband I would poison your tea" Groucho replied "Madam, if I were you husband, I would drink it"
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Carlito Brigante : "This Puerto Rican ass shouldn't have lived this long, most of my crew are already dead ".
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"give it to me, big boy"
from a film I saw by chance when I was flicking through the channels last night. (But the dog wouldn't give the ball back to its owner ... from Marley & me) |
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Sosa (Scarface) "I like you Tony there is no lying in you"
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"I'm gonna put a hurt on him so bad, he's gonna wish his momma had kept her legs closed' the Rock in Fast and Furious
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