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A young man walking along the Pier notices an old man with his shoes off, trouser legs rolled up, legs dangling in the sea and fishing with an imaginary rod.
Puzzled the young man asks, "What are you doing?"
The old man replies, "Fishing for c*nts."
"Sounds good. Can I join you?" replied the young man.
"Of course you can, pull up a pew son."
The young man sits down and casts an imaginary rod out, and then says, "So, how many c*nts have you caught today?"
The old man replies, "You're the third this morning."
Sorry, not original, but funny - I found it on the 'net but thought how apposite for the forum (I don't know what apposite means, either, but it makes me seem clever)
Puzzled the young man asks, "What are you doing?"
The old man replies, "Fishing for c*nts."
"Sounds good. Can I join you?" replied the young man.
"Of course you can, pull up a pew son."
The young man sits down and casts an imaginary rod out, and then says, "So, how many c*nts have you caught today?"
The old man replies, "You're the third this morning."
Sorry, not original, but funny - I found it on the 'net but thought how apposite for the forum (I don't know what apposite means, either, but it makes me seem clever)
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maybe it's not a bad thing that the world could end on 23th September 2015.
expected September 15-28, 2015 – YouTube
Lyn Leahz shares about a phone call with her friend who was given inside information about a comet expected to hit the earth between September 15-28, 2015. Almost a year ago, the foreign minister of France three times publicly announced at a White House press conference a 500-day countdown to “climate chaos”, which will end on September 24, 2015. They know what is coming and have already told you – chaos will erupt on this planet in September 2015. Are you listening? Are you prepared?
Lyn Leahz shares about a phone call with her friend who was given inside information about a comet expected to hit the earth between September 15-28, 2015. Almost a year ago, the foreign minister of France three times publicly announced at a White House press conference a 500-day countdown to “climate chaos”, which will end on September 24, 2015. They know what is coming and have already told you – chaos will erupt on this planet in September 2015. Are you listening? Are you prepared?
These aren't fish and chip jokes.
If the world does indeed end soon, I don't want it to end on my Friday fish & chip joke day.
I fear that you're tempting fate with your scaremongering.
Already I read that a forumite is asking how much to get into Australia (I know, I know ... if the world does end then Australia will go with it, but some forumites skipped Geography O level so don't know)
If the world does indeed end soon, I don't want it to end on my Friday fish & chip joke day.
I fear that you're tempting fate with your scaremongering.
Already I read that a forumite is asking how much to get into Australia (I know, I know ... if the world does end then Australia will go with it, but some forumites skipped Geography O level so don't know)
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