Thai Massage & Lunch....

It's not the one on Upper Briggate in Leeds, is it?

Vicar Lane, rather. The top end.

No kenny...it's in York

That's a relief. Or maybe not!

Anyway, that aside, what does one wear for this experience?

Herro hansum man..you wan happy ending £50 extra.

From http://spa.sangthai.co.uk/ it seems to depend on what sort of massage you have -- through your shirt or not.

I think I'll have a miserable ending, as I didn't even want to go!

I've had numerous "Thai Massages" in Bangkok & Pattaya - all with a happy ending ;-)
I don't think they cared what I was wearing ...
Not to mention the "no hands bar" in Patpong ...Ooooh that was different.

Tbh after eating spicy Thai food, I'd not risk anyone pressing on my abdomen. Maybe have the massage first.

Yup, the massage is first

I live about 5 mins walk from the Sangthai - never had a massage but the food is very good.

Chickens feet (claws) ...anybody ?
Not to mention deep fried scorpions, locusts & cockroaches.

Rockinron 02 Sep 15 17:19
Chickens feet (claws) ...anybody ?
Not to mention deep fried scorpions, locusts & cockroaches

That'll teach you for the numerous "Thai Massages" in Bangkok & Pattaya...

All ladyboys AP but don't let that put you off.

Trouble I found ...lot of the girls not long off the farm & short of manners ..
I mean I'm having a very nice BJ ...and this lovely 19 year old let  go a loud fart !
Jesus Christ ...she didn't even bat an eyelid !

Did she charge you extra?

Better out than in.

I should add ...didn't mean to disrespect Thailand or the people - I love the place (been more than 20 times) ...the people are great,they love the British - they're so friendly - can be as cheap as chips, Hotels, eating out etc.. and some of the most fabulous Hotels in the World (Oriental, Shangri La)   
They even let me play in a band over there ...Ahhhh it's Eric Crapton !

If you wear a tie, you'll be set up for a few classic puns.

Is it the scenery that attracts you ron?

Just love the whole experience akabula...the people, food, fun nights out (Patpong, Soi Cowboy, Nana Plaza)  trips on a long tailed boat up the Chao Praya river to the snake show, breakfast on the terrace of the Oriental Hotel....when we come back to the UK - it's like coming back to the "dead zone".

Last time I was out there was 1987.  Bunch of us took a two day train journey up from Singapore.  Changed trains at KL & Butterworth.  Padang Besar (Malay / Thai border) a most wonderful place.

Stayed in the Hotel Malaysia, Bangkok.  Can't remember the place we stayed at in Pattaya.

Most beautiful, friendly, respectful, honest, happy, smiley people I've ever come across.  No double entendre intended!

Like Ron says, the experience was amazing and coming back through Heathrow customs was like walking through the entrance to the Land of the Dead.

Sometimes makes me wonder why immigrants want to come here.

Of course, the breaking news is that no groping & grub for me now....

Bangkok is the best city in the world.

Taxi from one end of the city to the other is about £2
If you don't like the 'straight from the farm' girls you can play with a thai penthouse model for a £100 or so.
You don't realise how friendly the people are until you come back to the UK and everyone's an awkward miserable ****

^ reminds me of the time in prague when my mate wanted to book a time with a stunner,was 2pm in the afternoon but the earliest she was available was 2am pmsl really wheres the romance ?

I maybe to old but feck that.

"If you don't like the 'straight from the farm' girls you can play with a thai penthouse model for a £100 or so"
Of course when you pick them from behind the glass - you've no idea where they're from ...but 
a £100 quid ...Jesus Christ going rate in Pattaya B500 - 1,000 Baht (for short time) with a stunna.

Well! How did it go? Talk about master of the anti-climax.

Sorry kenny, I thought everyone would realise it was cancelled, due to my grandson being born early by "C-Section".

I see, sorry old chap. Glad it worked out well.

It's funny I have always found the Thai's to be the least friendly, least welcoming people in Aisa.

As the first package holiday destination in Asia they have long since tired of their visitors.  It is a magnet for perverts and n'err do wells from all over the world, so their impression of foreigners is fairly low.

I also find the Thai men rather macho and menacing.  You daren't crumple a bank note for fear of disrespecting the King, if you do the fists will invariably fly.  Thailand is one of the few countries never to have been colonised by a European power and this lends itself to a climate of uncivilised lawlessness and political instability.

I'm all in favour of 'pay for play', but even I draw a moral line at an Uncle auction off his neices on a street corner etc etc.

If you like Thailand you will probably love most other parts of Asia.

If I see you I'll give you a wave....

Escrick is a splendid village, and I've done good business there for Charles Forbes Adams, and "Escrick Estates".

Have had a few meals at "The Parsonage" and a lunch at whatever the pub is called.

That was to Kit-Kat-Dan and is somewhat out of synch for some reason!

The problem with Thailand these days ...and Pattaya in particular - whereas in the past most visitors were in the age group 40+ (I've been going since 1988) - nowadays the "young dumbs" have started going there instead of Ibifa and Aya Napa etc ..and all they seem to want to do is go out get pissed be very loud do drugs and get into a fight ! British being the worst.
All this totally contrary to Thai custom.