Most hideous part of a humans anatomy..... above or below the waist

Only 1 tongue is usual....hth

Aunty obviously not a lezzie

Some say your nose, some say your toes, I think it's your mind

The ulnar nerve, for obvious reasons.

Men's genitals look ridiculous: women's are plain ugly. (Admittedly, there are compensating attractions but God botched the aesthetics.)

Second worst is women's feet after after they've become misshapen by those daft shoes they wear.

my genitals look magnificent

Your wife lets you take the jar down now and again?

Ears are pretty weird, when you think about it. We're just used to seeing them, and strange how some people finish up with them massive when they get older!

Imagine the scene when the aliens arrive. God knows what they will look like, but clearly nothing like us.

Will they be small, like monkeys, or massive like dinosaurs?

Can just imagine us and them screaming in fear and running away.