Tinder

Nope but a lot are...if you get a match it's 50/50 gonna be a fake giving you a link to some dodgy website. And remember, girls swipe left, boys swipe right.

My experience of it is most of my matches are spam. And when I get a match, the girls never message you. I just swipe right on every profile blindly but don't get any fitties matching with me at all!

On my profile, I said my hobbies are eating chocolate eggs and cutting down trees. As of yet, no match.

unless you're young and very handsome the chances of a bloke getting a decent match on Tinder are very slim - it's about 10:1 men to women on these things - even average girls can pick and choose

My laddie who is 20 is out every second feckin night using Tinder and he aint coming home frustrated ffs when I was young I would be over the moon to get a grope of a Tit

These days there not happy unless they are getting anal on the first feckin date

His @rse must get sore!

I feckin hope so as that would cheer me up !

All the profiles say not in it for a one night stand, was in the barbers while back and a lad said his mate was on it...

'He's only skinny, nothing of him but he's got a big man-thing, justs sends a pic of it and he's banging everything'.

Probably because he's locked up and on the beasty register.

The mate is on it says he's knocking spots off a new one every week....

respect to him

"it's about 10:1 men to women on these things - even average girls can pick and choose"

exactly. just a reflection of life. The law of supply and demand and its massively in favour of women. Always has been, always will be.

You lot must be hideous

Most women are absolutely gagging for it. Most of them have low self esteem because they don't look like a kardashian instagram pic. You just need to act/talk like a gay guy and dress like one direction

Hth

You lot must be hideous

I think this might me my problem.

I agree with Zazu. It is absolutely  not the problem that some men see it as.

I agree with Zazu. It is absolutely  not the problem that some men see it as.

I agree with Zazu. It is absolutely  not the problem that some men see it as.

Bloody button!!! 

gagging for it?  hardly. think you're reading too many womens' mags. Women can take or leave sex. Their need and appetite for it is not in the same universe as mens. That's just a biological fact, and the reason why they have all the power.

I've been on Tinder for a couple of months now and can count on two hands the matches I've had that are real. I don't get how these girls are all appparently gagging for it because there not coming in my direction! I would admit I was ugly if I was but I'm not!

My brother is also on it, built like a brick sh*thouse and bit better looking and he gets bugger all on there too!

Just because your mummy told you both that you are good looking it doesn't necessarily mean its true.

Platini have you been in a bar or nightclub lately? Or just had a quick look on instagram?

Women aren't dressing like ****s to impress their mothers. Their bodies are designed for reproduction so they are gagging for it. Have a quick genders on plenty of fish etc. Lots of desperate women

I'm being serious. For one, what is it that you Casanova's right on your opening lines then?

If you just put 'Hi, how are you?' or 'Hey' or whatever your classed as boring.

If you put something too forward you look like a sex pest or desperate or whatever.

CAN'T WIN!

Clearly you haven't bothered reading the whole thread. Just send them a picture of your tadger and the jobs a good'un.

Shrewd, always making sure to show a male friend or relative said penis so they can check out the girth.

Zazu, nightclub ? I'm too old for that sh1t now . I've been carrying my invisibility shield with me since I turned 35
But I remember very well what it was like and I don't expect its changed.

Women are hard-wired to be choosy, back in the day when sex meant pregnancy, a massive investment in time, responsibility etc
Despite the invention of contraception, they're still very choosy and they can afford to be with so many men gagging for it. They learn from an early age that they have all the power and the majority of them use it to their advantage (why wouldn't you?)
In most cases, women only have sex because they can get something out of it (relationship, security, financial gain, etc). They have an agenda. Men are totally different - we're responding to our basic primal urge, we just want to sh.ag anything that moves as often as possible.

Its wrong to assume that all women are the same re sex.  The skill is realising what approach to use with any particular woman.  Sending her a picture of your jumbo member don't really do it for most women.

Over the years I have been amazed at how many women I have put on pedestals are seen in that light have turned out to be gagging for it when they have met a rugby type animal who has treated them with disdain. Even the posh ones have all had  spell when they behave like tarts as I have watched from behind the bar,it is always the women that pick up men,rarely the other way round.