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Machine gun nests strategically placed for me.
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Emigrate the country to the Costa's and leave them to it.
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Let them all in.
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Got to be a massive prison with 24 hour piped Take That tunes.
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Section of an unpopulated piece of England on the south coast and rename it Heaven and let them live there.
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Bring em in then stick em on a ship and drop them off in Southern Africa.
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The Govt is 'solving' the Calais problem by talking tough but the reality
is there is nothing they can do so the current situation where some migrants get through every day is a sort of management compared with having to deal with several thousand at one time. Every one that gets through will either disappear into the black economy or become an asylum seeker on £35 a week with accommodation and most importantly a lawyer to help them stay here. There will be thousands more on the way, fortunately most will want to stay in London and the SE |
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Rubber bullets time?
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I'm surprised the perimeter of the Channel Tunnel hasn't been beefed up with electric fencing and dogs etc.
Breaching this area not only represents a huge security risk, but it's also a Health & Safety™ issue with migrants being injured & killed. |
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surprised not sending lorries via Harwich etc to avoid using
Dover for perishable items etc |
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Cameron hasn't got a grip on this problem at all, he was slow to act in the beginning and now has a very difficult issue to deal with. Sending in sniffer dogs and building extra security fences is not going to stop them. There was that one migrant being interviewed on TV last night and he said, "They can put more fences, they can bring in the dogs, they can put lions and scorpions there, we will still get through"
Need a lot more than Cameron talking tough now before he heads off on his holiday next week, and probably leave other ministers to handle the crisis. Don't see any other answer but bring in the troops. |
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Set up an immigration bureau at Calais.
Sort out who is a "genuine" asylum seeker with links to the UK and who isn't. If they are not deemed "genuine" then they get a French equivalent of an ASBO and are not allowed within 200km of the North French coast. If they break the ASBO they get deported to their country of origin, if known, or dressed up as a lion and taken to a dentist's convention in Minnesota.. |
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Recall Parliament for a No-confidence vote in the Government !
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I think the truth is Cameron hasn't got a bloody clue what to do ! What would Thatcher have done ?!!!
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Eeternaloptimist • August 1, 2015 1:16 AM BST
Bring em in then stick em on a ship and drop them off in Southern Africa. (Nap) |
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Censored ? (my post)
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Could be £10 non poms
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Harriet Harman saying France should pay cash to Britons affected by delays caused by migrants and strikes.
Didn't see that one coming. |
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no population problem in Antarctica, drop em off there.
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Close the tunnel.
When Aga Saga Lady can't get her strawberries and her brie we might get something done. |
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Make the first half km very attractive, with hanging baskets and flower tubs, and benches for a rest, followed by signs to the showers,
and then you know the rest! |
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I know how to solve, let them all, let them take job for lower pay and sack the current workers.
everyone's a winner. |
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SHOOT THEM IN THE FACE
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put them next to harman's house after all she has had her finger in many PIES
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