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For me these simple words are magical. " Forgive them for they know not what they do."
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Never generalise from a sample of one.
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Un, Deux, trois, quatre
Don't worry it's Barratts |
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Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.
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(1)Minds are like parachutes,they work best when they are open
(2)The buck stops here. |
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A rolling stone gathers momentum.
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This above all to thine own self be true.
A mantra followed by so many on the HR forum. |
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'My dear you are ugly, but tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be ugly'
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everything i say is a lie
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here's another put down - LBJ of Gerald Ford (I think) "He can't walk straight and chew gum at the same time".
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I've always loved the phrase "there's one born every minute."
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OP , Diff-rent is a new poster from April 2015....275 posts
Does that mean they are letting new people join the forum? |
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well spotted Leopard
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no
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I don't know why but I've always liked "In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king"
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which reminds me of "like a one legged man at an arse kicking contest"
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there's many a slip between cup and lip.
variation of don't count your chickens... |
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"Is it because once you get them started they don't shut up?"
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"Go and take yer face for a shít"
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REarranging the deckchairs on the titanic.
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Sir Les Patterson : "I've been busier than a one-armed taxi driver with crab$" always merited repetition.
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Sweating like a fat lass in Greggs
Sweating like a Scouser in a job interview |
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'you've got as much chance of taking a test wicket on this tour as I have of pushing a pound of butter up a parrot's arse with a hot needle
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"this beer's as flat as a kipper's c u nt"
HRH The Duke Of Edinburgh |
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sweatier than a glass blower's arse
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Ha ha good work Sultan, this thread proper escalating now.
Tuffers had a hard time of it for the Ashes tour 1990-91. Aussie fans really had it in for him, one sign in the crowd said "Lend us your brain Tuffers, we're building an idiot". For all their lack of class they do still have a cracking sense of humour these aussies. |
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Great stuff Sultan.
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"Don't worry, it's not loaded."
Terry Kath |
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yes rob the Aussies have many great sayings. I love "Up to me arse hole in alligators" - which means being in over ones head.
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"Don't come the raw prawn with me"
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'that Sheila's got a face like a dropped pie'
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Another from HRH which I like very much.
"It is very difficult at all to see how it is possible to become immensely valuable by singing what I think are the most hideous songs." |
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and "Funnier than a rubber crutch."
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from a colleague to describe our lowly position in the organisation
"We're only in the arse of the garden" |
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**** Off and Die
A favourite of mine, direct, to the point and leaves no room for ambiguity. |
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From Smokey & The Bandit - Sheriff Buford T. Justice to his dim son:
'There's no way, no way that you came from my loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth' |
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My old retired workmate, now nearly 70 always said 'She needs putting to the bull'
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Phrase....
“All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, then success is sure. ” Mark Twain. ...and applies to so so many. |
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Nobody ever went broke underestimating peoples' intelligence.
The people have spoken. The baastards. (Deposed American State Governor). Never give a sucker an even break. There's only two things in here that they can't sweat out of you or beat out of you. (Cool Hand Luke) |
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'He's a shiver looking for a spine to run up'
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