Beverley Callard

She's like three month old mince which has been sat on a radiator.

I believe she may have some admirers amongst the chit chat community.

Well I salute them. They can have all the old dogs and leave the field clear for the ones who appreciate the stunners.

Won't be long before we see a photo or two on here.

cklass in a glass Merc engineering

Looking her age now although tbf I still would.

That's a good one King, what's he doing with that bottle?

A munter who wouldn't get a second glance in the real world.

are you sure?

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Not bothering to look at the picture.

I repeat, wouldn't get a second glance from me.

I wouldn't even wipe my pecker on her curtains.

Mutton and lamb spring to mind.

Some cracking photos there. She is obviously a much admired lady.

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Mind your blood pressure, Foinavon.

Just think, what you once could have done for that.

A fine rack

I was wondering how to bring home the cabbages from my allotment Kenny. You've given me an idea.

It's also reminded me I need some balloons for the kid's party, Foinavon.

Proper Milf, I bet a couple of gins and she'd do anything

Fit as a butcher's dog

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Why is she dressed like that? Was it for a fancy dress party, or a part in a play?

It was for a night of Superheroes. In that case she is excused.

I read that as Superhoes.....thought it was some new reality TV show

Callard & Bowser Creamline toffees ... never see them now.

Perhaps she found them no good with false teeth.