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12 Jul 15
16:03
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My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,
"I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you
to pay me a compliment.'
I replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."
And then the fight started........
She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,
"I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you
to pay me a compliment.'
I replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."
And then the fight started........
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Look at the first post on the 'got any jokes' thread
which started in June.... 4 years ago.
which started in June.... 4 years ago.
I rear-ended a car this morning...the start of a REALLY bad day!
The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!
He looked up at me and said 'I am NOT Happy!'
So I said, 'Well, which one ARE you then?'
That's how the fight started.
The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!
He looked up at me and said 'I am NOT Happy!'
So I said, 'Well, which one ARE you then?'
That's how the fight started.
A word of warning for those of you who may be regular pick up hitchikers
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get a few bits and pieces has turned out
to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you!
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen on tuesday,thursday,friday, three times just yesterday and very likely again tomorrow.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get a few bits and pieces has turned out
to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you!
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen on tuesday,thursday,friday, three times just yesterday and very likely again tomorrow.
That's three consecutive jokes that are :-
1) as old as the hills
2) have appeared on other (older) threads on here, at least three times.
1) as old as the hills
2) have appeared on other (older) threads on here, at least three times.
Facts must have me blocked 
he couldn't read my post at 16:05 today
he couldn't read my post at 16:05 today
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