Pyramids at Giza.........

it was 3 men.

I heard it was 23 men and 3 donkeys

At the time, the Egyptians were given a hand by a passing Vogon constructor fleet in exchange for 72 virgins and 3 goats.
Originally there used to be a statue of the fleet captain Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz but this was so ugly that the Pharoah ordered it to be given the head of a man and the body of a lion so that it would offend no-one. Naturally, this was after the constructor fleet had left for good.

If you had watched Stargate SG1,you would know that the pyramids were built by me and the other Goa'uld system lords.

The pyramids don't actually exist in any physical sense. They are the result of a hologram projected from the edge of the universe. The virgins and the goats were taken under false pretenses but since the pyramids appear natural enough to humans, there's no harm done and they are expected to last for ever.

The Pizza Hut beside it was.

According to the guardian and the BBC the pyramids were built by polish migrants

It's a really gross error to underestimate the ancient world...anybody see the bbc4 documentary about the ANTIKYTHERA, the 2000 year old computer?

And there never have been better artists that Michelangelo, Donatello, Raphael, etc. in all the years since...

...yes velasquez.... the ANTIKYTHERA....intriguing to say the least......

.....no way they were built By man alone............nope.
Probably a few women involved. Got their mark all over the design.

Are you implying, Egner, that ZoonquestennoX the J'telk, from the unknown Galaxy-(4Xm)P, gave Archimedes the instructions to build the ANTIKYTHERA...?!

Back then, like, well before Prof. Brian C0X was on the telly??

Aka is well versed in all this sh1t as aliens have been running Rangers for the last 20 years...

Well over 100 years Vel. Advanced intelligence is an obvious giveaway.

...I am Velasquez...I am.....

...I really do think we have been given a "nudge" from time to time......

Yeah - they (the REPTILIAN INVADERS) designed a club to self destruct -

clingons in chit chat

shoot to kill

Merely taking a breather from greatness just like some of the Greek Gods.

Sisyphus Sevco...

More Morpheus and Nike.

Hey Egner, check out -- THE TERROR OF TIM BOO BA -- the original version is on YouTube...there's a better version by an artist called Howard Purcell, from Silver Surfer no. 4 but I can't find a version online, except the original Steve Ditko comic...cracking wee comic story...

"Tim Boo Ba was a member of a race from the planet Devotkos. Like all Devoktites he had flame breath, prodigious skull horns and a generally reptilian biped appearance. He was large and powerful. Because of his power, he conquered his whole planet. He became a tyrant over his own world, where he enslaved the population. All seemed to go the way of Tim Boo Ba, until...until......UNTIL!!.........."

Note to Aka - TIM Boo Ba is NOT - repeat NOT - Peter Lawwell...

I would like to suggest that the success of TIM BOO BA fairly parallels the success of Rangers FC during the Murray years.......

Can't be bothered reading the thread to see if anybody else has posted it, but you can see the pyramids on Google Maps 'Street View' now.

Especially the bit where the nasty basturt kicks oo'er the skinny guy's wee fleg...

Yes spelling seen that. Great, just like being there but without the flies and the smelly locals trying to sell you chyte.

Don't know why but my last post reminded me of my last visit to parkhead.